My-Witze

Deine Mudda springt in die Mülltonne und singt: "It's my life, it's my life!"

Deine Mudda fickt nen Fremden und singt "It's my life".

Did you just assume my gender?

Hi, my name is Kevin.

"My name is Kaka", sagte Fritzchen.

Alle liken.

Draco Malfoy kalt auf den Boden.

Draco: My father will hear about it!

"Ohho, this my shit, Spaß, ihr seid cool!"

Deine Mutter steigt in die Restmülltonne und singt: "It's my life."

Lieblingslied eines Hirntoten?

My Heart Will Go On.

Wollte gerade ein Wort schreiben, dann sah ich: "Do you want to be my friend?"

Auf keinen Fall kommentieren! Alles wird sonst von euch gehackt. Gebt den Text "do you want to be my friend?" in YouTube ein!

Du guckst in die Toilette und singst "It's my life..."

MY MUM IS A DANCER AND SHE HAS CANCER :D

Deine Mutter steigt in eine Mülltonne und singt "It's my life!"

That's ey gcus, Christ is my n*ggah... aah!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my girlfriend is 9 and I'm 51.

Der neue Song von den new cheesels!

Chesterday, und deine pussy riecht so far away. All my trouble theme so hideaway. I don't believe in chesterdays.

Sudden P...!

My friend has a so big cock, it's nice.

Fhlkjgjgj848(&_-_((_(_(_((_!! _/_/_/_! _! _! _/_/_!! _! :! _! :! _! _) _) _) _lij. Like my Pimmel Lutscher bin ich wer will meinen Pimmel spürren?

Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!

I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

Was singen Pensionierte an Weihnachten?

Last Christmas, I gave you my dog, but the very next day I shit on your head.