Myself-Witze

Hier ist ein britischer Witz:

I got a job interview at a mirror factory... let's just say, I real could see myself working there.

Wie heißt der Lieblingssong von Donald J. Trump?

"There's just ME, MYSELF & I"

(Original: "de la Soul")

Was singt ein Affe im Regenwald?

"I see l life as a swinging vine and swing myself across the line!"