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"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍
“Passt gut auf!”, sagt der Lehrer. “Wenn zehn Maurer zum Bau eines Hauses hundert Tage brauchen, dann brauchen hundert Maurer für dieselbe Arbeit nur zehn Tage. Habt ihr das verstanden?”
– “Ja!”, ruft die Klasse.
– “Jetzt nennt mir ein anderes Beispiel!”
– Eine Zeit lang herrscht Schweigen, dann meldet sich Michael am hintersten Tisch: “Wenn ein Schiff nach New York fünf Tage braucht, dann brauchen fünf Schiffe nur einen Tag!”
Warum ist New York so schlecht in Schach?
Sie haben schon zwei Türme verloren.
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Was habt ihr? Ich habe den new Highscore gemacht. xD War am Ende wirklich schwer :)
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Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
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Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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Warum steht die Freiheitsstatue in New York? Weil sie sich nicht hinsetzen kann.
Wieso verlieren die New Yorker immer im Schach?
Ihnen fehlen 2 Türme.
4000$. What can YandreDev afford? A new employee, a better computer, modellers... NO! He actually buys a s** doll. RIDICULOUS!
Also, New York ist schlecht im Schach. Ich meine, sie haben 2 Türme verloren!
In New Orleans sieht ein Mann in der Straßenbahn einen Neger, der eine jiddische Zeitung liest. "Ihnen reicht wohl nicht, dass Sie ein Schwarzer sind".
Deine Mutter lässt sich am Neujahrstag kurz nach Mitternacht von mehreren volltrunkenen Passanten öffentlich derbstens durchknallen und ruft: "Fucking New Year!".
By 2023 A.D. there will have been 2 walls built by the new silk road.
At bandcamp what did Russel Simmons say in a Russian accent? "The world is doomed. It's the 7th Trump-Pence (Trumpets)!"
Zu der derzeitigen amerikanischen Politik ist nur eines zu sagen:
"Orange is the new black."
Heißt die Hauptstadt von den USA York New, New York oder wie?
Washington D.C.
Warum schaut Donald J. Trump nie aus dem Fenster nach unten im 38ten Stock des TRUMP TOWERS in New York?
Weil sonst ein weißer Ritter auftaucht, der immerzu schreit: "Trumpunzel, Trumpunzel, lass dein Haar herunter!"
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.
If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.