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Nobelpreis

    • A brand new piece of information from the Longwave Transmitter Motala (189 Khz), Sweden: "Greta Thunberg will receive the next "Nobel Prize in Physics" in 2023! The reason why is, she found a dimmer against the solar wind on her sailing trip on a lonely island! Now the earth is forever protected from overheating!"

    Uwe Schmidt, Neubrandenburg

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    Krieg

    • Ein Land heißt „mich“, das andere Schweiz.

    Schweiz sagt zu New York: „Ich habe Krieg gegen mich!“ 😂😆😝😹

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    Song

    • Der neue Song von den new cheesels!

    Chesterday, und deine pussy riecht so far away. All my trouble theme so hideaway. I don't believe in chesterdays.

    Sudden P...!

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    • Faden

    • Ich wollte ein paar Kleidungsstücke von New Yorker kaufen, aber die meisten davon sind aus dem Faden gerissen.

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    • Immigrant

    • Zwei Immigranten aus Afrika unterhalten sich in New York:

    "Ich habe gehört, die essen Hunde hier. Ich glaube, wir müssen uns den Sitten anpassen und auch einen probieren."

    Sie stellen sich an einen "Hot Dog"-Stand an und bekommen jeweils einen Hotdog.

    Fragt der eine den anderen: "Und, welchen Teil des Hundes hast du bekommen?"

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    Sex

    • ....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new techniques. After a time you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex you will like: ........

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    • Sex

    • Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like writing jokes.

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    Sex

    • Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

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    • Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    Beispiel

    • “Passt gut auf!”, sagt der Lehrer. “Wenn zehn Maurer zum Bau eines Hauses hundert Tage brauchen, dann brauchen hundert Maurer für dieselbe Arbeit nur zehn Tage. Habt ihr das verstanden?”

    – “Ja!”, ruft die Klasse.

    – “Jetzt nennt mir ein anderes Beispiel!”

    – Eine Zeit lang herrscht Schweigen, dann meldet sich Michael am hintersten Tisch: “Wenn ein Schiff nach New York fünf Tage braucht, dann brauchen fünf Schiffe nur einen Tag!”

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