Ein Land heisst „mich“ das andere Schweiz.Schweiz sagt zu New York „ich habe Krieg gegen mich“ 😂😆😝😹
Was ist das Gegenteil von green goblin. Hobgoblin und das Gegenteil davon new goblin
Deine Mutter lässt sich am Neujahrstag kurz nach Mitternacht von mehreren volltrunkenen Passanten öffentlich derbstens durchknallen und ruft "Fucking New Year!"...
Other names for the Harry Potter movies: Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Snape. Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Draco. Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Sirius. Harry Potter and the time I thought it was Karkarof. Harry Potter and the time everyone new it was Umbridge. Harry Potter and the time it was actually Draco. Harry Potter and the time it was Dumbledore all along.
4000$. What can YandreDev afford? A new employee, a better computer, modellers... NO! He actually buys a s** doll. RIDICULOS!
By 2023 A.D. there will have been 2 walls built by the new silk road. At bandcamp what did Russel Simmons say in a Russian accent? "The world is doomed. It's the 7th Trump-Pence (Trumpets)
Ich meinte New York
Trump-Witze auf Englisch
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.
How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.
If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Der neue Song von den new cheesels!
Chesterday, und deine pussy riecht so far away. All my trouble theme so hideaway. I don't believe in chesterdays.
Sudden P....!
Dancing is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like Dancing
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....... is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like: ........
Writing jokes is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like writing jokes
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing you`ve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time you`ll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex you will like "Homeschooling"
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Im intergalaktischen Dokumentationszentrum sitzen zwei Großinsekten beieinander und unterhalten sich darüber, welche Planeten gerade in die intergalaktische Gemeinschaft der Planeten mit intelligenten Bewohnern aufgenommen wurden.
Das geschieht jedes Mal, wenn auf einem Planeten eine nukleare Explosion festgestellt wird.
Fragt der eine: "Sag' mal, was ist eigentlich mit dem 3. Planeten von Sol, Dreck oder Schmutz, wie der heißt"? "Ach, du meinst Erde"?, sagt der zweite und lässt traurig seine Fühler hängen. "Ja, seit unsere Forscher um 1880 nach deren Zeitrechnung dort den Peiler vergraben haben, haben wir nichts mehr gehört".
"Komisch, der Planet wurde doch damals heftig industrialisiert und man nahm an, dass bis spätestens 1950 nach deren Zeitrechnung die erste nukleare Explosion stattgefunden habe müsste". "Ja, das dachten wir. Aber, sag mal, wo haben unsere Leute denn damals den Peiler vergraben"?
Der andere sucht eine Landkarte heraus. "An einem ganz sicheren Ort in, lass' mal schauen, ja, New Mexico, Alamagordo".
