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Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Gates?

Game Over

Meine Frau meinte zu mir, dass ich endlich aufhören soll mit dem Funkgerät zu spielen, oder sie verlässt mich - OVER.

DIES, MEIN SOHN, IST DIE
WUNDERVOLLE WELT IN DER WIR LEBEN!
But what's that
shadowy place over there?
DAS SIND
DIE SCHULEN!
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Ich trage heute meine Amerikanische Frisur: "My Pony is over the ocian".

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

DAS IST DEUTSCHLAND
But what's that
shadowy place over there?
BAYERN

Was sagt Obi-Wan wenn er auf einem Berg steht? "It's over Anakin! I have the High Ground!"

Are you eating healthy?
Wow! Let me see
Wtf
Yes!
Today I made aged organic milk
tossed over seasoned tomato
purée spread on baked whole
wheat
Delivered

Schweiz 😱

Hey man, you see
that guy over there?
FA
He doesn't use B.

W Bees 🗿

STRAD WEST
BEES WON'T BUILD A HIVE
OVER HOLY IMAGES
CHRIST
IS
KING
YEZZZZZZZZ
STRAD WEST

WE DID IT,
WE TIME TRAVELED!
CO
BUT TO
WHAT YEAR?
HI-
SKIBIDI
GYATT SIGMA
0.)
is
LET ME ASK
THAT GUY
OVER THERE
0
WE'RE IN
2023
11-101

Grandma doesn't talk much about her
youth, but money she always hands
over like a drug dealer

iMessage
Today 5:45 PM
Wanna come over?
No ones home
K
Be there in a few minutes
I'm here where are you?
Read 5:54 PM
I told you no one is home
prenk

Wenn Frauen
Wenn Männer
Witze über
Witze über
Männer machen Frauen machen
I had a good che over that
one...
I am coming after you.
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German speakingwords in english #3: (deutsche Sprichwörter auf englisch #3:) That is Snow from yesterday. (Das ist Schnee von gestern.) Not from bad parents. (Nicht von schlechten Eltern.) You have one at the waffle. (Du hast einen an der Waffel.) That is me sausage. (Das ist mir Wurst.) Do you have a bird? (Hast du einen Vogel?) I belive me kicks a horse. (Ich glaube mich tritt ein Pferd.) That knocks me out of the socks. (Das haut mich aus den Socken.) Don’t go me on the ghost. (Geh mir nicht auf den Geist.) Sponge over it. (Schwamm drüber.) We are at the ass of the world. (Wir sind am arsch der Welt.) You are very first cream. (Du bist allererste Sahne.) My deer swan. (Mein lieber Schwan.)

Was steht auf einem Grab Stein von einen gamer

Game over

No one:
11 yr old relationships:
Al&i
Messages
Ok
9:50 PM
Joey
28%
Details
We need to talk.
iMessage
So i herd you went
to the park with
natalie......why
would you cheat on
me joey? I gave
you 2 chances and
i actually belived
you when you said
you loved me but i
guess not
Messages Joey
I'm sorry I was just
hangin wit her
Details
Whatever just Dont
talk to me in middle
school. I didnt even
love you
Sounds good to me
and well you were
the one that bought
my Starbucks drink
so you obviously
loved me a little bit
Screw you joey.
Ding ding ding oh
what was that oh
yeah the elevator
cause your not on
my level
I won this fight.
Were over forreal
this time

Der kriegt jetzt Ärger...

Me: walks over to the kitchen to
drink something
The person who pushed my
wheelchair for 18 years:

Wieviele Blöcke braucht deine Mutter um 100 meter hoch zu kommen?!

Gar keine, wenn sie sich hinlegt ist ihr bauch over 9000 blöcke hoch xD

Sagt der Midlaner zum Jungler "Gib mir Blue du Hurensohn" sagt der Jungler "Pardon, je ne parle pas allemond." Darauf der Toplaner im All-Chat: "OMG GG GAME OVER WE HAVE FRENCH JUNGLE"