Roses are red, I have a phone. Nobody texts me, Forever alone :(
Relationship-Witze
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem zerbrochenen Spiegel und einem Blick auf deine Mutter?
Beim Spiegel hat man 7 Jahre Unglück, bei deiner Mutter für den Rest deines Lebens!
Wenn du eine Minecraft Dimension wärst, wärst du der Nether: heiß und gefährlich im Bett!
What do ants and British people have in common?
1. They like to queue.
2. They like crumbly stuff.
3. They have a weird kind of relationship to their queen.
Anmachspruch für queere Leute:
Are you LGB? Cuz you're a QT! 🏳️🌈
Meintest du: "Kashoot" is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in Kashoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.
"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.
The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".
Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍
Dancing is like sex.
- When you first try it, you are nervous.
- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.
- The more you do it, the better it gets every time.
- With experience, you can do it longer...
- As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.
- After a time, you learn to enjoy it.
So if you love sex, you will like dancing.
Your mother is so cool she even makes you food in Minecraft.
Your mom gay!
Paluten, freedom is a great place to work.
For you and your family is very important to us, and we are so happy for you. P and P for the love of your life, for your family and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family.
