Relationship-Witze

"Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

Your mother is so cool she even makes you food in Minecraft.

Wenn du eine Minecraft Dimension wärst, wärst du der Nether: heiß und gefährlich im Bett!

Dancing is like sex.

- When you first try it, you are nervous.

- But it is still the best thing you have ever tried.

- The more you do it, the better it gets every time.

- With experience, you can do it longer...

- As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques.

- After a time, you learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem zerbrochenen Spiegel und einem Blick auf deine Mutter?

Beim Spiegel hat man 7 Jahre Unglück, bei deiner Mutter für den Rest deines Lebens!

Your mom gay!

Paluten, freedom is a great place to work.

For you and your family is very important to us, and we are so happy for you. P and P for the love of your life, for your family and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family.

What do ants and British people have in common?

1. They like to queue.

2. They like crumbly stuff.

3. They have a weird kind of relationship to their queen.

Roses are red, I have a phone. Nobody texts me, Forever alone :(

Anmachspruch für queere Leute:

Are you LGB? Cuz you're a QT! 🏳️‍🌈

Ist für euch der Altersunterschied in einer Beziehung sehr wichtig?

Eine perfekte Beziehung ist, wenn der eine gut kochen kann und der andere immer hungrig ist.

Meine Cousine - oder wie man im Saarland sagt:

Meine Freundin und Mutter.

Leon und Beni führen eine super Beziehung.

Sie suchen eine Selbsthilfegruppe, die versteht, dass sie eine Dreierbeziehung führen wollen. Kann jemand helfen? Bitte melden!

Ich mag Jannik

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Meintest du: "Kashoot" is used almost exclusively in the phrase "in Kashoots," which means "in an alliance or partnership." In most contexts, it describes the conspiring activity of people up to no good.