Right-Witze
Was sagen belgische Flöhe während der Bekämpfung?
"We, we will resist and bite! Bite hard, cause we are all in sight! We, we take up arms and fight! Fight hard, resist and do what's right!"
(Quelle: Resist and Bite by SABATON)
English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!
English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!
English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?
German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!
English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?
German: No, it's—
English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!
German: No. It's...
English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?
German: It's... Italien.
English: *gets Crashout*
I finally discovered what is wrong with my brain.
On the left side is nothing right and on the right side is nothing left.
VoePass2283: „You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round...“💀
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Lithium."
"I don't get it."
"That's right!"
When nothing goes right, go left.
Linke Gehirnhälfte 46%.
Rechte Gehirnhälfte 54%.
Deine Mutter ist so cool, sie macht dir sogar Essen in Minecraft! Am I right?!
"tiddies, right lads?"
Im Deutschunterricht für Deutschlernende:
- Harry Smith: "Hey John, before I learned physics, and I thought, it's very difficult. That was so easy, when you see this here..."
- John Winley: "You're right."
"The only way to the right place ist on dies Place 😞😞😞💰💳💲💱💸🎂🎈📱📲📣📡📢📐📏💾💺⛺📈⛺📈🎵📀🎻🎸I Bims Anonym 1780"
Petra left side, Petra right side, Petra up, Petra down, Muneer bumms Petra, die Lelek Frau Petra, du Yarak fighter!
When I push the right buttons, he's turned on and hot.
Ich rede von meiner Heizung.