Right

Right-Witze

Gehirn

I finally discovered what is wrong with my brain.

On the left side is nothing right and on the right side is nothing left.

Baby

VoePass2283: „You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round...“💀

Krieg

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

Elon Musk

"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Lithium."

"I don't get it."

"That's right!"

Mutter

Deine Mutter ist so cool, sie macht dir sogar Essen in Minecraft! Am I right?!

Deutschunterricht

Im Deutschunterricht für Deutschlernende:

- Harry Smith: "Hey John, before I learned physics, and I thought, it's very difficult. That was so easy, when you see this here..."

- John Winley: "You're right."

Place

"The only way to the right place ist on dies Place 😞😞😞💰💳💲💱💸🎂🎈📱📲📣📡📢📐📏💾💺⛺📈⛺📈🎵📀🎻🎸I Bims Anonym 1780"

Petra

Petra left side, Petra right side, Petra up, Petra down, Muneer bumms Petra, die Lelek Frau Petra, du Yarak fighter!

Heizung

When I push the right buttons, he's turned on and hot.

Ich rede von meiner Heizung.