Right-Witze
"The only way to the right place ist on dies Place 😞😞😞💰💳💲💱💸🎂🎈📱📲📣📡📢📐📏💾💺⛺📈⛺📈🎵📀🎻🎸I Bims Anonym 1780"
VoePass2283: „You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round...“💀
When I push the right buttons, he's turned on and hot.
Ich rede von meiner Heizung.
Im Deutschunterricht für Deutschlernende:
- Harry Smith: "Hey John, before I learned physics, and I thought, it's very difficult. That was so easy, when you see this here..."
- John Winley: "You're right."
"tiddies, right lads?"
When nothing goes right, go left.
"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Lithium."
"I don't get it."
"That's right!"
I finally discovered what is wrong with my brain.
On the left side is nothing right and on the right side is nothing left.
Links ist nur meine Armbanduhr.
Rechts ist die Hand, mit der ich wixxe.
Manche Leute meinen, man könnte rechts und links nicht verwechseln... Welch ein Irrtum!
(Ernst Jandl)
Was tun sächsische und anhaltinische Mütter, wenn sie nach ihren erwachsenen Söhnen sehen?
Sie sehen nach DEM RECHTEN.
Ich fühle mich durch meine Rechte nicht bedroht oder beschränkt...
Ich fühle mich bedroht durch Rechte und Beschränkte...
Das hat die Ukraine richtig gemacht:
Petra left side, Petra right side, Petra up, Petra down, Muneer bumms Petra, die Lelek Frau Petra, du Yarak fighter!
Was sagen belgische Flöhe während der Bekämpfung?
"We, we will resist and bite! Bite hard, cause we are all in sight! We, we take up arms and fight! Fight hard, resist and do what's right!"
(Quelle: Resist and Bite by SABATON)
English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!
English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!
English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?
German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!
English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?
German: No, it's—
English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!
German: No. It's...
English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?
German: It's... Italien.
English: *gets Crashout*
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
Deine Mutter ist so cool, sie macht dir sogar Essen in Minecraft! Am I right?!
Community-Talk
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Es gibt auf tiktok so ein schönes Lied. Kennt ihr es? Es erinnert mich an meine Familie und die Zeit vor der Pandemie.
"And I feel something so right Doing the wrong thing And I feel something so wrong Doing the right thing I couldn't lie, couldn′t lie, couldn′t lie Everything that kills me makes me feel alive
Lately, I've been, I′ve been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be And, baby, I've been, I′ve been praying hard Said, "No more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars"