Right-Witze
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
When nothing goes right, go left.
I finally discovered what is wrong with my brain.
On the left side is nothing right and on the right side is nothing left.
"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Lithium."
"I don't get it."
"That's right!"
When I push the right buttons, he's turned on and hot.
Ich rede von meiner Heizung.
VoePass2283: „You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round...“💀
English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!
English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!
English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?
German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!
English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?
German: No, it's—
English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!
German: No. It's...
English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?
German: It's... Italien.
English: *gets Crashout*
"tiddies, right lads?"
Linke Gehirnhälfte 46%.
Rechte Gehirnhälfte 54%.
Was sagen belgische Flöhe während der Bekämpfung?
"We, we will resist and bite! Bite hard, cause we are all in sight! We, we take up arms and fight! Fight hard, resist and do what's right!"
(Quelle: Resist and Bite by SABATON)
"The only way to the right place ist on dies Place 😞😞😞💰💳💲💱💸🎂🎈📱📲📣📡📢📐📏💾💺⛺📈⛺📈🎵📀🎻🎸I Bims Anonym 1780"
Deine Mutter ist so cool, sie macht dir sogar Essen in Minecraft! Am I right?!
Im Deutschunterricht für Deutschlernende:
- Harry Smith: "Hey John, before I learned physics, and I thought, it's very difficult. That was so easy, when you see this here..."
- John Winley: "You're right."
Petra left side, Petra right side, Petra up, Petra down, Muneer bumms Petra, die Lelek Frau Petra, du Yarak fighter!
"Ich bin die rechte Hand vom Chef!"
"Tja, unser Chef ist Linkshänder..."
*Stille*
Lehrer: "Wie sagt man, wenn etwas nicht richtig ist?"
Schüler: "Falsch"
Lehrer: "Richtig!"
Sitzen zwei Geschäftspartner in der Kneipe. Sagt der eine: „Tja, wie sich die Zeiten ändern! Früher war meine Frau meine rechte Hand – und heute ist meine rechte Hand meine Frau!“
Seiten auf Kurdistan
Community-Talk
Es gibt auf tiktok so ein schönes Lied. Kennt ihr es? Es erinnert mich an meine Familie und die Zeit vor der Pandemie.
"And I feel something so right Doing the wrong thing And I feel something so wrong Doing the right thing I couldn't lie, couldn′t lie, couldn′t lie Everything that kills me makes me feel alive
Lately, I've been, I′ve been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be And, baby, I've been, I′ve been praying hard Said, "No more counting dollars, we'll be counting stars"
Ich habe gerade im "Fundus" (Unter meinem Schreibtisch) einen Song gefunden, den ich mit 9 oder 10 Jahren geschrieben habe...🥲
We've got crisis all around the globe People starving while reaching out to europe Getting killed far away from their homeland For europes coast was their end While their hope was on a better reality They were murdered in the name of society What are borders? Keeping poor people out While r… Weiterlesen
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