Right-Witze
When nothing goes right, go left.
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
I finally discovered what is wrong with my brain.
On the left side is nothing right and on the right side is nothing left.
"Hey Elon Musk, wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Lithium."
"I don't get it."
"That's right!"
When I push the right buttons, he's turned on and hot.
Ich rede von meiner Heizung.
VoePass2283: „You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round...“💀
"tiddies, right lads?"
Linke Gehirnhälfte 46%.
Rechte Gehirnhälfte 54%.
"The only way to the right place ist on dies Place 😞😞😞💰💳💲💱💸🎂🎈📱📲📣📡📢📐📏💾💺⛺📈⛺📈🎵📀🎻🎸I Bims Anonym 1780"
Deine Mutter ist so cool, sie macht dir sogar Essen in Minecraft! Am I right?!
Im Deutschunterricht für Deutschlernende:
- Harry Smith: "Hey John, before I learned physics, and I thought, it's very difficult. That was so easy, when you see this here..."
- John Winley: "You're right."
Petra left side, Petra right side, Petra up, Petra down, Muneer bumms Petra, die Lelek Frau Petra, du Yarak fighter!
