Shoulders

Shoulders-Witze

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Was hat ein Kannibale in der Dusche? -Ihr denkt jetzt bestimmt Head & shoulders aber NEIN! Schwarzkopf😋