Shoulders-Witze
Wie heißt das Motto eines Kannibalen?
- Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.
Was haben Kannibalen in der Dusche? -- Head and Shoulders.
Was steht bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche? "Head and Shoulders."
Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter.
Me: Are you Sirius? What is wrong with you?
Was lieben Zombies in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Mit was duscht HADES? Had and Shoulders.
Ich: Mama, soll ich die Hauptfigur in dem Buch, das ich schreibe, töten, um die Sache interessanter zu machen?
Mama: Klar, mein Schatz! Was für ein Buch schreibst du denn?
Ich: Es ist eine Autobiografie.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
USA - Corona
Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
Was hat ein Kannibale in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders!
Womit wäscht sich ein Shuppet die Haare?
Mit „head and shoulders“!
Was benutzt ein Kannibale unter der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Was steht bei Kannibalen in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Was findet man bei einem Kannibale in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders 😂
Womit duscht ein Kannibale??
Mit Head and Shoulders.
Mit was duscht HADES? Had and Shoulders Blut Edition!
Terroristen: LOL UwU, what should we do?
Allah: MAKE U AKBAR!
Was hat ein Kannibale in seiner Dusche stehen?
Head and Shoulders.
Was hat ein Kannibale in der Dusche?
Ihr denkt jetzt bestimmt Head & Shoulders, aber NEIN! Schwarzkopf. 😋
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.