Shoulders-Witze
It's a beautiful day outside.
Flowers are blooming.
Birds are singing.
On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.
Was hassen Fische?
Head and Shoulders!
Was benutzt ein Kannibale unter der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Was hat ein Kannibale in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders!
Mit was duscht HADES? Had and Shoulders.
Blue Bull 🎯 Red Bull hatte mich auch und ich fick deine Schultern, Baby, ich liebe dich auch, wie lautet deine Telefonnummer für deine Handys?
Ich: Mama, soll ich die Hauptfigur in dem Buch, das ich schreibe, töten, um die Sache interessanter zu machen?
Mama: Klar, mein Schatz! Was für ein Buch schreibst du denn?
Ich: Es ist eine Autobiografie.
Terroristen: LOL UwU, what should we do?
Allah: MAKE U AKBAR!
Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter.
Me: Are you Sirius? What is wrong with you?
It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell!
Was haben Kannibalen in der Dusche? -- Head and Shoulders.
Was findet man bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Was hat ein Kannibale in seiner Dusche stehen?
Head and Shoulders.
Was lieben Zombies in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!
I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.
You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.
Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉
Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie
For you, and me too, sayayayay!!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Was steht bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche? "Head and Shoulders."
Was findet man bei einem Kannibale in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders 😂
In der Werbung von Head & Shoulders. Frau: „Ich wusste gar nicht, dass Sie Schuppen haben.“ Mann: „Ich aber.“
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.