Shoulders-Witze

Dad 1: "The kids are with the Priest!"

Dad 2: "Oh shit, should we call the Police or buy some condoms?"

Was findet man bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche?

Head and Shoulders.

Was hassen Fische?

Head and Shoulders!

Was befindet sich beim Kannibalen in der Dusche?

Head & Shoulders!

It's a beautiful day outside.

Flowers are blooming.

Birds are singing.

On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

Was haben Kannibalen immer in der Dusche?

Head and Shoulders

It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell!

This website is giving humor a bad name and should be deleted. SAD!

Was steht bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche?

Head and Shoulders.

In der Werbung von Head & Shoulders. Frau: „Ich wusste gar nicht, dass Sie Schuppen haben.“ Mann: „Ich aber.“

Frage: Was singt ein Kannibale unter der Dusche?

Antwort: "head and shoulders, knees and toes".

It's a beautiful day outside, brids are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!

I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

Blue Bull 🎯 Red Bull hatte mich auch und ich fick deine Schultern, Baby, ich liebe dich auch, wie lautet deine Telefonnummer für deine Handys?