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Was haben Kannibalen in der Dusche? -- Head and Shoulders.

Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter.

Me: Are you Sirius? What is wrong with you?

Terroristen: LOL UwU, what should we do?

Allah: MAKE U AKBAR!

It's a beautiful day outside.

Flowers are blooming.

Birds are singing.

On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

Was hassen Fische?

Head and Shoulders!

This website is giving humor a bad name and should be deleted. SAD!

Was findet man bei einem Kannibale in der Dusche?

Head and Shoulders 😂

Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.

I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.

In der Werbung von Head & Shoulders. Frau: „Ich wusste gar nicht, dass Sie Schuppen haben.“ Mann: „Ich aber.“

It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell!

Was findet man bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche?

Head and Shoulders.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.