Terroristen:LOL UwU what should we do? Allah:MAKE U AKBAR
Dad 1:"The kids are with the Priest!"
Dad 2:"Oh shit, should we call the Police or buy some condoms."
USA - Corona --------------------- Reporter: "Sorry Mr. President, we have too few masks"
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan "
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed ...... ... ..After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
Was befindet sich beim Kanibalen in der Dusche? Head & shoulders
This website is giving humor a bad name and should be deleted. SAD!
WAS HABEN KANIBALEN IMMER IN DER ???????
HEAD AND shoulders
Blue Bull 🎯 red Bull hatte me to and i fuck you shoulders baby ist Love you to wat’s your phone number for your cell phones
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent. I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world an I know this . But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire Future stars like Joana
Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princes with da hoodie, Bitch!
I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.
You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.
Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉
Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie
For you, and me too, sayayayay!!
