Shoulders-Witze

Dad 1: "The kids are with the Priest!"

Dad 2: "Oh shit, should we call the Police or buy some condoms?"

Was findet man bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche?

Head and Shoulders.

Was hassen Fische?

Head and Shoulders!

It's a beautiful day outside.

Flowers are blooming.

Birds are singing.

On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

Was befindet sich beim Kannibalen in der Dusche?

Head & Shoulders!

Was haben Kannibalen immer in der Dusche?

Head and Shoulders

It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell!

This website is giving humor a bad name and should be deleted. SAD!

Was steht bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche?

Head and Shoulders.

In der Werbung von Head & Shoulders. Frau: „Ich wusste gar nicht, dass Sie Schuppen haben.“ Mann: „Ich aber.“

Frage: Was singt ein Kannibale unter der Dusche?

Antwort: "head and shoulders, knees and toes".

It's a beautiful day outside, brids are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, kids like you should be burning in hell.

Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!

I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

Blue Bull 🎯 Red Bull hatte mich auch und ich fick deine Schultern, Baby, ich liebe dich auch, wie lautet deine Telefonnummer für deine Handys?