Shoulders-Witze
In der Werbung von Head & Shoulders. Frau: „Ich wusste gar nicht, dass Sie Schuppen haben.“ Mann: „Ich aber.“
Womit wäscht sich ein Shuppet die Haare?
Mit „head and shoulders“!
Ich: Mama, soll ich die Hauptfigur in dem Buch, das ich schreibe, töten, um die Sache interessanter zu machen?
Mama: Klar, mein Schatz! Was für ein Buch schreibst du denn?
Ich: Es ist eine Autobiografie.
Womit duscht ein Kannibale??
Mit Head and Shoulders.
Was steht bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Was befindet sich beim Kannibalen in der Dusche?
Head & Shoulders!
Was hat ein Kannibale in der Dusche?
Ihr denkt jetzt bestimmt Head & Shoulders, aber NEIN! Schwarzkopf. 😋
Was lieben Zombies in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Was hat ein Kannibale in seiner Dusche stehen?
Head and Shoulders.
Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter.
Me: Are you Sirius? What is wrong with you?
Was steht bei Kannibalen in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!
I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.
You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.
Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉
Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie
For you, and me too, sayayayay!!
Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.
Blue Bull 🎯 Red Bull hatte mich auch und ich fick deine Schultern, Baby, ich liebe dich auch, wie lautet deine Telefonnummer für deine Handys?
Was haben Kannibalen immer in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders
USA - Corona
Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
Was findet man bei einem Kannibalen in der Dusche?
Head and Shoulders.
Mit was duscht HADES? Had and Shoulders Blut Edition!
Mit was duscht HADES? Had and Shoulders.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.