Jingle bells, Dudle smells, Umbridge goes away. Malfoy's hot, Voldy's not, Hogwarts all the way! Hey!
Smell-Witze
Jingle Bells, Umbridge Smells, Peter ran away, Sirius died, Harry cried, Hogwarts all the way!
ich bin zwar deutsch aber:
Jingle Bells, Umbridge smells, Losers go away.... Dracos hot, voldys not, Hogwarts all the way hey!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers and the middle one in you. We do it on the tish and my finger smells like fish.
Weihnachten in Harry Potter: "Jingle Bells, Dudley smells, Umbridge goes away, Draco's hot, Voldi's not, Hogwarts all the way, hey!"
Was ist unsichtbar und riecht nach Hase? Ein Karnickelfurz!