Smell-Witze

Jingle Bells, Umbridge Smells, Peter ran away, Sirius died, Harry cried, Hogwarts all the way!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers and the middle one in you. We do it on the tish and my finger smells like fish.

Jingle bells, Dudle smells, Umbridge goes away. Malfoy's hot, Voldy's not, Hogwarts all the way! Hey!

Weihnachten in Harry Potter: "Jingle Bells, Dudley smells, Umbridge goes away, Draco's hot, Voldi's not, Hogwarts all the way, hey!"

ich bin zwar deutsch aber:

Jingle Bells, Umbridge smells, Losers go away.... Dracos hot, voldys not, Hogwarts all the way hey!

Was ist unsichtbar und riecht nach Hase? Ein Karnickelfurz!