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Wie hört sich eigentlich Dirty-Talk im Schlafzimmer von Deutschlehrern an? "Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind, ich bin's Manfred und mache dir jetzt ein Kind!"

Two Italian men get on a bus...

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

In der früheren Generation nannte man es Smalltalk. Seitdem die Handys und deren Chats eingeführt werden, nennt die heutige Generation Smog-Talk.

Trump besucht Angela Merkel. Sie fragt ihn: "Wie kann ich wieder Bundeskanzlerin werden?" Trump klebt sich zum Spaß einen Oberlippenbart und sagt: "Lass mich reden vor dem Bundestag! I talk for you! Make Germany great again!" Merkel: "Gute Idee. Die glauben das!"

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Was machen zwei Chinesen, die sich auf der Straße treffen ?

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