A umbrella and a Apple are in the kitchen ,eating her lunch box.them ask the umbrella let us fott boll plying .You are the football

My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."

Sun: The sun is the ball of fire in the sky that the earth goes round. It gives us light and heat.

Ich weis das, dass kein witz ist ober cool

By 2023 A.D. there will have been 2 walls built by the new silk road. At bandcamp what did Russel Simmons say in a Russian accent? "The world is doomed. It's the 7th Trump-Pence (Trumpets)