Gott:ich kann leben er schaffen Notch:ich auch. Gott:ich kann runde Kugeln NOTCH:/Left the game
Wenn es Chuck Norris in The Legend of Zelda geben würde wäre er unbesiegbar
Deine Mutter steht um 7:59 vor Aldi und singt :"Its the final kowndow "
A umbrella and a Apple are in the kitchen ,eating her lunch box.them ask the umbrella let us fott boll plying .You are the football
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Putin und Trump?
Über Trump lacht man, über Putin the hole nicht!
Dein Mudder wundert sich warum Netflix fragt ob sie die Stelle von the Biggest Mama übernehmen will,
Programming is an art - so be the artist :)
Why go the zombie to the hospital? He wanted to learn some sick jokes.
I took the Wok to Poland
Warum ist The Agency weg?
Weil Midas deine Mutter gesehen hat.
what the stirn
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off." - "Why?" - "Because yolo" - "What does that mean?" I asked. - "You only live once" - "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." - "What's that mean?" - "You're on your own."
Warum füttert Steve die Papageien mit Kekse weil er die Kekse nicht mag (Papagei left the void)
Sun: The sun is the ball of fire in the sky that the earth goes round. It gives us light and heat.
Ich weis das, dass kein witz ist ober cool
At the sixth day, God created Adam and Eve - NOT ADAM AND STEVE !!!
By 2023 A.D. there will have been 2 walls built by the new silk road. At bandcamp what did Russel Simmons say in a Russian accent? "The world is doomed. It's the 7th Trump-Pence (Trumpets)
The moment when you joined the conference and nobody is online