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Mein Freund be Like:

Freund: "Du siehst so scheiße aus, am liebsten würde ich dich die Toilette runterspülen!"

Ich: "Guck dich mal an"

Freund: "By the way, du siehst aus wie Scheiße"

Ich: "Damit du nicht alleine bist."

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Zwei Schüler hängen in Schwabing ab. Aus einer Wirtschaft dröhnt „We ́re on the highway to hell“. „Geil. Corona-Party. Voll verboten, oder?“ „Nee. Neues Söder-Law. Musst nur deinen Namen schreiben.“ Sie schauen durch die Scheiben. Die Kellnerin bringt Bier. Es wird wild getanzt und gesungen. „Scheiße. Und diese Aerosole? Wegen denen fällt doch die Schule aus. Jetzt geht die Schule bestimmt auch voll los!“ „Cool, Alter. Mit Söder erst zur Wiesn.“ „Geil. Aber check ich nicht.“ „Ist total logisch: In die Wirtschaft gehst du doch freiwillig, oder? Da ist Corona-Risk okay. Wenn du aber in die Schule musst, und dort Corona kriegst, dann bist du am Ende unfreiwillig gestorben.“

Gott: ich kann gut bauen RotHD: ich auch Gott: Ich kann springen RotHD: ich auch Gott: ich kann Auto fahren RotHD: Ich nicht 3.2.1. RotHD Left the game

A brand new piece of information from the Longwave Transmitter Motala (189 Khz), Sweden: "Gretha Thunberg will reciewe the next "Nobel Prize in Physics" in 2023! The reason why is, she found a dimmer against the solar wind on her sailing trip on a lonely island! Now the earth is forever protectet from overheating!!!" Uwe Schmidt, Neubrandenburg

Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princes with da hoodie, Bitch!

I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.

You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.

Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉

Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie

For you, and me too, sayayayay!!

Ivanov was the first to be the first round pick for the United nations in antoni games.com and they were all about to the point of your decision making.

Paluten freedom is a great place to work for you and your family is very important to us and we are so happy for you p and p for the love of your life for your family and friends and friends and your family is very important in your life and your family

Fortnite: "Ich kann Leben erschaffen." Minecraft: "Ich auch." Fortnite: "Ich kann Versionen erschaffen." Minecraft: "Ich auch." Fortnite: "Ich kann Spieler abziehen." Minecraft: "[left the game]"

Kiddy - The King.

Die ganze Geschichte. Die Anfänge unter anderem Namen:

https://schlechtewitze.com/witze/604dc7d620855b117bcc4dcb/derzeit-wird-eine-studie-durchgefuehrt

Bill Gates passes the latest prototype of the "mind-reading-loo" to Donald J. Trump, so he can rule USA 24 hours a day from his new throne. The "mind-reading-loo" is part of the internet of things and connected to all electronics worldwide. Trump checks the new toy. He pisses and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "China gets pissed first!". Trump let go a fart and the "mind-reading-loo" twitters: "Forget climate change, enviromental pollution and shut down the "U.S. Environmental Protection Agency". Trump shits and a computer generatetd voice announces: "Thank you Mr. pesident, for doing the biggest bullshit ever! All missiles were launched successfully." The toilet flushes automatically and twitters: "The swamp in Washington is now drained."

Warum wird Hitler beim Fahrrad fahren angehalten ? Falsches Handzeichen ! 😉 Bye the way : follow me on musically @habiba1303

FC Bayern

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Harry Kane was the best Toiletten Man of Autoraststätte München.

Every Body comes to visit him rush

and many Money gets in Harrys Cash.

Ich red mit nem Freund über irgentetwas und da kommt Quandangle Dinge mit seinen Schuhen und ich Mein nur so Bro What the Heeeeel

Thanks for the delay in getting the best of the day before and I am not sure if it

Auf YouTube gibt es einen geilen Song, der heißt : "The light is coming to Kahoot". Wer interessante Lieder mit toller Musik mag darf es sich gerne anhören!

They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffer, we suffer on the same time. Its so easy to understand, that the nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things, that she gives me. Come with me, I cant make it alone. But together, together, were strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Lets make it happen now! Soon ill be too late, i can dont make all alone. I need you know! They say that everything is normal, that the global warming is a false alarm, but i am leave in a sea of green, and the world is full from heat and fire. Its time to wake up! I know its hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I cant make it alone, but together, together, were strong! I am young but i know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!

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One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember A southern man don't need him around anyhow Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you Here I come, Alabama Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do) Lord, they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer

Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But i felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But i fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but i know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.