Veilchen

Veilchen-Witze

Rose

  • Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, du bist hässlich und nicht schlau!

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  • Mobber

  • Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, Schnauze, du feige Sau.

    Mein Mobber sah Monte, solange er es noch konnte.

    Er ist down, ich bin schlau, das reimt sich nicht, und dein Verständnis ist rau!

    Lasst 'n Like da, hab halbe Stunde für den Witz gebraucht!

  • 5
  • Nacht

  • 👠 Eine schöne gute Nacht! 💄 💐 Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau. Bin ich erst König, wirst Du meine Frau. Humpti Dumpti saß auf der Mauer. Humpti Dumpti fiel von der Mauer. Des Königs Ritter und seine Knechte, brachten Humpti Dumpti nicht wieder zurecht. 💐

  • 0
  • BMW

  • Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, da eine „Eins“ mehr Dreier macht als BMW.

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  • Vodka

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.

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  • Community-Talk

  • Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, ich suche einen Chat, gibt es noch irgendeinen aktiven weil der von einer Stunde wurde seit 5 Minuten nichts geschrieben wenn’s einen gibt gerne link schicken sonst aber hier NEUER CHAT! (Kp was das mit Rosen und Veilchen zu tun hat mir is halt langweilig sry)

  • Rosen sind rot Veilchen sind blau. Die Allnighter machen mit dir Spass das weisst du genau. Lange wollte ich es mir nicht eingestehen doch jetzt muss es raus : Gamer ich liebe dich