Veilchen-Witze
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, ...willst du mir einen blasen?
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, Du bist super! Das weiß ich genau!
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind grün, deine Nasenlöcher sind sehr schön!
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau.
Ich bin 12 und Yo-Oli’s Frau!
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.
Rosen sind rot. Veilchen sind blau. Du denkst, das sei ein Gedicht, aber es sind nur Garteninfos. Du dumme Sau.
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, ich liebe dich, du geile Sau!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Omae wa mou shindeiru!
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, und ich gehöre nicht ins Farbschema.
Mein Hass-Witz!
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau.
Valentinstag ist scheiße, weil mein Freund ist in Abu Dhabi, weißt du?
Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."
Umbridge: "Go ahead."
Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like a monkey, go back to the zoo! 😂
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, und Jannik ist dumm, das weiß ich genau!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm dead.
Rosen sind rot.
Veilchen sind blau, aber Käse ist einfach nur wow.
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau. Putin ist dumm und Merz ist nicht schlau.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I like pizza more than you.
Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau, halt die Fresse, oder scheiß dir ins Maul!
Veilchen sind blau, Rosen sind rot, Verbraucherschützer findet Kot in Brot!
Rosen sind rot und meine Veilchen sind tot! 😭😭😭