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Der Schulrat ist zu Visite in der 4. Klasse. Er fragt die Schüler: "Wer hat den 30-jährigen Krieg angefangen"? Peter meldet sich. "Ich war's nicht". Der Schulrat ist erschüttert und wendet sich an den Lehrer. "Haben Sie das gehört"? Der Lehrer zuckt mit der Schulter. "Also ich glaub's ihm".

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Harry Kane was the best Toiletten Man of Autoraststätte München.

Every Body comes to visit him rush

and many Money gets in Harrys Cash.

n Germany gives a compulsory schooling from the age of 6 and many children visit the kindergarten before. You leave the primary school from the 4th grade, if you no replay a grade. After that you go to high school or another school. Mostly the lessons starts at 8 A.M. and it ends at 13:25 P.M. The school year consists of two half-years. In the federal countries are holidays differently. From the age of 16 , of the end of the 10th grade, you does the middle schoolend,if you pass it you can go to sec 2 to get his high school diploma.