Wednesday-Witze
Lehrer:
"Was ist eure größte Angst?"
Sarah:
"Schlangen."
Julian:
"Löwen."
Wednesday:
"Die wahre Sinnlosigkeit des Lebens, welche uns alle am Ende in einen grausamen, ewigen Tod sendet."
Hannah:
"Wednesday."
Chuck Norris schafft es, Wednesday zu erschrecken.
Du musst aufpassen, an welchem Wochentag du einkaufen gehst, denn am Ende ist Wednesday diejenige, die beim Wiegen immer schummelt.
Du hast 10 Vögel. 2 fliegen. 5 fliegen. 3 fliegen. Wie viele hast du noch?
Wednesday.
Wie nennt man eine schwule Wednesday?
Wednesgay.
Bei mir ist jede Woche Usher-Mittwoch.
U. Raymond IV., 41, RNB-Sänger.
Das A in Mittwoch steht für Ankergullasch.
"Mein Bruder wird Mittwoch getauft." - "Mittwoch, blöder Name!"
Community-Talk
Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated
For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in
Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms we… Weiterlesen
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Waiting for Love"
Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesd… Weiterlesen
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Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, … Weiterlesen