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What is the escalation of "dumb blond"?

TRUMP blond.

Chuck Norris trägt keine Uhr.

Er entscheidet, welche Zeit es ist.

What is the difference between God and president Trump? God knows everything - Trump knows everything better!

What comes before two?

Juan

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? -- 10 billion dollars and high cholesterol.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting illegal immigrants? -- Juan by Juan.

If Donald Trump becomes President, it won't be the first time he's kicked a black family out of their home.

What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? -- Orange Is The New Black.

What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? -- He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.

What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? -- Discrimination.