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15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

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They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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Fritzchen schreibt seiner Mutter auf WhatsApp: "Mama, du bist so doof, du hast noch nie einen Witz gemacht." Mutter: "Ich habe dich gemacht."

Hello, Leute, ich kann very gut singen. My Lieblingssong ist "Vem Comigo" von Joana Almeida aus Portugal. What ist your Lieblingssong? My favourite Sängerin ist Joana Almeida. Sie ist cool! You können ihre Videos auf YouTube sehen. Thank you and Tschüss!

One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

Frank schreibt auf WhatsApp: "Hi Fritzchen, ich bin schlauer geworden!"

"Hi schlauer geworden, ich bin Fritzchen!"

"Ich meine es ernst, ich bin ernsthaft!"

"Nein, ich dachte, du bist schlauer geworden!"

"Du bist unlustig!"

"Nein, nein, ich bin Fritzchen!" 😂😂😂

4000$. What can YandreDev afford? A new employee, a better computer, modellers... NO! He actually buys a s** doll. RIDICULOUS!

Snape: Uiiiii! Granger!

Dumbledore: Sie ist zu jung für dich.

Snape: Ist nur eine Generation!

Dumbledore: WHAT?! Ich dachte immer, du wärst älter...😂

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

CoD sniper asks teammate: "How's your aim?"

Shotgun+rpg player: "What aim?"

Aphrodite: Jedes Mädchen träumt davon, einen Prince Charming zu bekommen!

Annabeth: Wieso sollte ich mir einen Prince Charming wünschen, wenn ich einen König habe, der mich wie seine Königin behandelt?

Percabeth: *High fives*

Percy: So sieht’s aus!

Nico: Ich wäre so gerne dein König, Percy!

Percy:...

Percy: What the hell?!

Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do?”

Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"

Pressekonferenz

Reporter: "Herr Präsident, sind Sie sicher, dass Sie durch die Corona-Krise wiedergewählt werden?"

Trump: "Ich bin sicher, dass ich wieder der nächste Präsident bin, keine Frage."

Reporter: "Was macht Sie da so sicher, Herr Präsident?"

Trump: "Basierend auf der Sterberate liegen die Demokraten vorne."

Pressekonferenz:

Reporter: "Herr Präsident, was sind die Regeln nach dem Ende der Corona-Krise?"

Trump: "Nach Corona gibt es keine Regeln mehr. Kauft eine 45 Magnum. Es wird der Wilde, Wilde Westen."

Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus?"

Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3."

Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"

Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."

USA - Corona

Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."

Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"

Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

Entschuldigen Sie, Herr Präsident ...

... was machen wir jetzt mit CORONA?

"First PEPSI then POPSI"

What? The Foot?

Englisch kann so schön sein ...

Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"

Verkäufer: "For what?"

Kunde: "No, two."

Verkäufer: "To what..."

Kunde: "Yes."

Verkäufer: "No"

Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye"

Verkäufer: "Goodbye"

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.