Everything, what you remember is NOT real.
What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? -- Discrimination.
Geht nur auf Englisch😅
I've already asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for, but no one could give me a straight answer.
Fritzchen schreibt seiner Mutter auf Whats App: Mama du bist so doof du hasst noch nie einen Witz gemacht. Mutter: Ich habe dich gemacht.
Mr. Freud, What's beetween fear and sex? -- Fünf
Friend: I think you should stop watching Harry Potter Me: are you sirius? What is ron with you?
What did you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain!
Wer das versteht, wird sich bestimmt totlachen.
"What do you do?"
"I work at Google. And you?"
"I google at work."
What was the first thing that Thanos snapped?
Loki's neck.
CoD sniper asks teammate: "how's your aim?" Shotgun+rpg player: "what aim?"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Frank schreibt auf WHATS APP : Hi Fritzchen ich bin schlauer geworden
Hi schlauer geworden ich bin Fritzchen
Ich meine es ernst ich bin ernsthaft
Nein, ich dachte du bist schlauer geworden
Du bist Unlustig
Nein, Nein, ich bin Fritzchen 😂😂😂
Hello, Leute ich kann sing very gut. My Lieblings- Song is Vem Comigo von Joana Almeida from Portugal. What ist you Lieblings- Song. My favourite Sänger is Joana Almeida. Sie is cool! You können see ihre videos at YouTube. Thankyou and Tschüss!
Press conference: ----------------------------- Reporter: "Mr. President, what are the rules after the end of the corona crisis."
Trump: "After Corona, there are no rules anymore. Buy a 45 magnum. It will be the Wild Wild West "
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Kann man auch in die Harry Potter Kategorie tun schreib den da auch noch rein:
Umbrige: "What do you want Severus?"
Severus: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort is ugly and then I saw you."
Umbrige: 😶
„Mama ich will ein Ballon!“ „I don't know, I don't understand what you're saying“
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Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do? "
Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"
