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4000$. What can YandreDev afford? A new employee, a better computer, modellers... NO! He actually buys a s** doll. RIDICULOUS!
What? The Foot?
My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."
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"Why?"
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"Because yolo"
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"What does that mean?" I asked.
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"You only live once"
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"Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."
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"What's that mean?"
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"You're on your own."
Der Engländer fragt eine deutsche Person: -"How do you like our big lake?"
Deutsche Person: "Oh! Schön!"
Engländer: "What the fuck? I thought that just a lake is!"
Sagt ein amerikanischer Schauspieler: "What are we gonna do?" Da sag ich: "Keine Ahnung."
Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"
Verkäufer: "For what?"
Kunde: "No, two."
Verkäufer: "To what..."
Kunde: "Yes."
Verkäufer: "No."
Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye."
Verkäufer: "Goodbye."
Reporter: “Mr. President, the people are depressed by the corona virus. What do you intend to do?”
Trump: "We will treat the people with nitrous oxide!"
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?
Company owner: Money!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.
Moment mal. Die Erde ist eine Kugel? What? Ich dachte, die wäre ein Würfel.
Bat man or superman SPIDERMAN.
Wolverine or hulk SPIDERMAN.
Okay, what is your mother cooking today? SPIDERMAN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain!
Wer das versteht, wird sich bestimmt totlachen.
What's your name? Siegfried. In English, please! Winfried.
What do you call an axolotl that's a wizard?
An axo-spell-tl!
Englisch kann so schön sein ...
Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?"
Verkäufer: "For what?"
Kunde: "No, two."
Verkäufer: "To what..."
Kunde: "Yes."
Verkäufer: "No"
Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye"
Verkäufer: "Goodbye"
What is the escalation of "dumb blond"?
TRUMP blond.
USA - Corona
Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
What is your favorite color?
(Sirius) Black.
What is the difference between an African and an Indian elephant? Just one is an elephant!
Once there was a terrible king. He was also just 30 cm tall. So he was a bad king, but a great ruler.