What-Witze
What do Jeffrey Epstein and Halloween decorations have in common?
They don't hang themselves.
What is Michael Jackson's favourite drink?
- Teehee.
What do you call retards with guns? Special forces.
Bro, what do you call a lesbian on fire?
What?
LGBBQ.
Was sagen belgische Flöhe während der Bekämpfung?
"We, we will resist and bite! Bite hard, cause we are all in sight! We, we take up arms and fight! Fight hard, resist and do what's right!"
(Quelle: Resist and Bite by SABATON)
English: German, how do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Hmm... that's the Land of the Schotten... so I'll call it Schottland!
English: Okay. How do you call this? *shows 🏴 flag*
German: Well, that's the land of the English guys, so I will call it England!
English: Great! So how do you call this? *shows 🇫🇷 flag* Let me guess. Frankland? Because it's the land of the France guys, right?
German: Well, it's not a land, it's a Reich! So it's Frankreich!
English: *confused* Okay...? But how do you call this? *shows 🇮🇹 flag* Italiland?
German: No, it's—
English: Ahhh, I got it. Italireich!
German: No. It's...
English: WHAT? WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!!?
German: It's... Italien.
English: *gets Crashout*
What's your name? Siegfried. In English, please! Winfried.
"What does sybau mean?"
"Shut your Bitch ass Up."
"Bro, I was just asking a question!"
"What the fuck? Von meiner neuen Brille wurden nur die Gläser geliefert!"
Tobias, 20, fassungslos.
I finally discovered what is wrong with my brain.
On the left side is nothing right and on the right side is nothing left.
Sagt ein amerikanischer Schauspieler: "What are we gonna do?" Da sag ich: "Keine Ahnung."
"911, what's your emergency?"
"YOUR NUMBER" 💀
Cop: „Are you high?“ Me: „Am I what?“ Cop: „High“ Me: „Hello“
(Funktioniert nur auf Englisch)
What instrument are skeletons playing?
The TromBONE
What did the terrorist say after Trump got shot at?
DONALD DUCK!
geht nur auf Englisch sry. What does Wasabi A say to Wasabi B?
WasaBi?!
What do ants and British people have in common?
1. They like to queue.
2. They like crumbly stuff.
3. They have a weird kind of relationship to their queen.
Der Moment, wenn man Mathe eigentlich versteht, und man sich dann bei der Schularbeit denkt: "What the f*ck ist das?"
"Was machst du?"
"Ich arbeite bei Google. Und du?"
"Ich google bei der Arbeit."
Umbrige: "What do you want Severus?"
Severus: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort is ugly and then I saw you."
Umbrige: 😶