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Fritzchens Lehrerin sagt: Ich bin schwanger!
Die ganze Klasse applaudiert, außer Fritzchen, der ruft: "I know what you did last Summer!"
Lehrerin: 😬😱
What is the escalation of "dumb blond"?
TRUMP blond.
What is the difference between God and president Trump? God knows everything - Trump knows everything better!
Snape: Uiiiii! Granger!
Dumbledore: Sie ist zu jung für dich.
Snape: Ist nur eine Generation!
Dumbledore: WHAT?! Ich dachte immer, du wärst älter...😂
Sagt ein amerikanischer Schauspieler: "What are we gonna do?" Da sag ich: "Keine Ahnung."
Memes
Terroristen: LOL UwU, what should we do?
Allah: MAKE U AKBAR!
What is your favorite color?
(Sirius) Black.
In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"
Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂
geht nur auf Englisch sry. What does Wasabi A say to Wasabi B?
WasaBi?!
Moment mal. Die Erde ist eine Kugel? What? Ich dachte, die wäre ein Würfel.
What was the first thing that Thanos snapped?
- Loki's neck.
What is bigger than a Big Mac?
A Mactus.
What is the favorite lord of Mozart?
"G-sus".
Bat man or superman SPIDERMAN.
Wolverine or hulk SPIDERMAN.
Okay, what is your mother cooking today? SPIDERMAN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?
Company owner: Money!
BBB
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JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
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Der Moment, wenn man Mathe eigentlich versteht, und man sich dann bei der Schularbeit denkt: "What the f*ck ist das?"
"I am young, but I know what to do. Time is running out to play Kahoot..."
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.