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Lehrerin

Fritzchens Lehrerin sagt: Ich bin schwanger!

Die ganze Klasse applaudiert, außer Fritzchen, der ruft: "I know what you did last Summer!"

Lehrerin: 😬😱

Trump

What is the difference between God and president Trump? God knows everything - Trump knows everything better!

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  • Harry Potter

    Snape: Uiiiii! Granger!

    Dumbledore: Sie ist zu jung für dich.

    Snape: Ist nur eine Generation!

    Dumbledore: WHAT?! Ich dachte immer, du wärst älter...😂

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  • Memes

    Schule

    In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"

    Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂

    Wasabi

    geht nur auf Englisch sry. What does Wasabi A say to Wasabi B?

    WasaBi?!

    Erde

    Moment mal. Die Erde ist eine Kugel? What? Ich dachte, die wäre ein Würfel.

    Spiderman

    Bat man or superman SPIDERMAN.

    Wolverine or hulk SPIDERMAN.

    Okay, what is your mother cooking today? SPIDERMAN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Geld

    Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?

    Company owner: Money!

    Technologie

    BBB

    BigBlueButton is an open-source web-conferencing system using new technologies.

    It ́s designed for online learning, and everyone in the world knows what it is.

    Liedtext

    JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

    Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

    Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

    Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

    Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

    Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

    Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

    Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

    Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

    Refrain

    Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

    You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

    Mathe

    Der Moment, wenn man Mathe eigentlich versteht, und man sich dann bei der Schularbeit denkt: "What the f*ck ist das?"

    Kahoot

    "I am young, but I know what to do. Time is running out to play Kahoot..."

    Mund

    Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.