What is the escalation of "dumb blond"?
TRUMP blond.
What is the difference between God and president Trump? God knows everything - Trump knows everything better!
Fritzchens Lehrerin sagt: Ich bin schwanger!
Die ganze Klasse applaudiert, außer Fritzchen, der ruft: "I know what you did last Summer!"
Lehrerin: 😬😱
Snape: Uiiiii! Granger!
Dumbledore: Sie ist zu jung für dich.
Snape: Ist nur eine Generation!
Dumbledore: WHAT?! Ich dachte immer, du wärst älter...😂
Sagt ein amerikanischer Schauspieler: "What are we gonna do?" Da sag ich: "Keine Ahnung."
Terroristen: LOL UwU, what should we do?
Allah: MAKE U AKBAR!
What is your favorite color?
(Sirius) Black.
In der Englischstunde... Lehrer: "What is your favourite quote?" Schüler antwortet: "My favourite quote is "You can do anything. Just get up and do it."" John: "Well then see you tomorrow, I'm going home now!"
Ps: Ich würde das auch gerne mal machen...😂
geht nur auf Englisch sry. What does Wasabi A say to Wasabi B?
WasaBi?!
Moment mal. Die Erde ist eine Kugel? What? Ich dachte, die wäre ein Würfel.
What was the first thing that Thanos snapped?
- Loki's neck.
What is bigger than a Big Mac?
A Mactus.
Journalist: What inspired you to use the rainbow flag in your logo?
Company owner: Money!
Bat man or superman SPIDERMAN.
Wolverine or hulk SPIDERMAN.
Okay, what is your mother cooking today? SPIDERMAN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.
Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.
Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.
Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!
Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!
Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!
Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!
Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!
Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!
Refrain
Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!
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"I am young, but I know what to do. Time is running out to play Kahoot..."
Der Moment, wenn man Mathe eigentlich versteht, und man sich dann bei der Schularbeit denkt: "What the f*ck ist das?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wanna know what your mouth can do.
Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.
Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten
Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
