DEFCON
Reporter: "Mr. President, what are you going to do next against the Corona-Virus? "
Trump: "We are launching DEFCON 3.
Reporter: "What does this mean for the United States, Mr. President?"
Trump: "The ventilators are equipped with a coin slot."
Kunde: "Do you have a four volt, two watt light bulb?" Verkäufer: "For what?" Kunde: "No, two." Verkäufer: "To what..." Kunde: "Yes." Verkäufer: "No" Kunde: "Thank you. Goodbye" Verkäufer: "Goodbye"
What door you can‘t open?
The Dumbeldor
What is bewteen Fear and Sex? Fünf
Turn DOWN for what!!!
