Der gerührte Teig

Alright, listen up, you joke-writing genius. You clearly don't know much about baking, do you? "Gerührt" can mean both 'touched' emotionally and 'stirred' physically. This joke plays on that double meaning, using "Teig" (dough), something that is literally stirred, as the subject. It's a pun, get it? So, the dough is talking about how it is both emotionally touched (gerührt) and physically stirred.