Yoyo

Yoyo-Witze

Kondom

  • My girlfriend said; "take the condom off."

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    "Why?"

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    "Because yolo"

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    "What does that mean?" I asked.

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    "You only live once"

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    "Well" I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo."

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    "What's that mean?"

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    "You're on your own."

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  • Amactus

  • Amactis man amactus yoyo amactus turn down and clap amactus, can we feel u forever amactus yoyo amacuts my sun yo and we dance and we shout amactus, shout it loud amactus, i can go out with amactus, my crazy amactus, my sexy amactus, hurray push it amactus, sexy sexy amactus, love-ey love-ey!

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