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Registriert am 11.2.2023 · 43 Follower · Zuletzt aktiv vor 9 Tagen

Nintendo Fan

<
Dad >
Text Message
Yesterday 16:12
Can you call me a taxi at
7am tomorrow?
Thanks dad
Ok
Today 07:00
You're a taxi

Nintendo Fan

Finally I understand why cars have these
things...

Nintendo Fan

The potato
my mom
peeled
The potato
I peeled

Nintendo Fan

My crush confessing she also has a crush
on me
My alarm clock:

Nintendo Fan

When you come home
drunk af and the
stairs start to move

Nintendo Fan

11 missed calls
from mom
Me having a great
time with my friends

Nintendo Fan

Me: If you need me, call me, no
matter what time it is. I'll be there
for you.
Also me:
130 missed
calls
Ringer
Silent

Nintendo Fan

The world if everyone could fall asleep as soon as they
went to bed

Nintendo Fan

Stop it. I'm
trying to
sleep.

Penguins aren't
really penguins, they're
called that because they
looked like actual penguins.
But those are extinct now

Nintendo Fan

POV: You have the best uncle ever
19590
TWENTY DOLLARS
DOLLARS
ARY
20
special playsure
our day
Youring thought of
who cares!!
Money!!!

Nintendo Fan

Maths
Maths,
when you
understand
the shit

Nintendo Fan

The prophecy has been fulfilled

Nintendo Fan

When you watch a vid of
yourself and then hear your voice

Nintendo Fan

8
DrWhiner

Nintendo Fan

Where does it hurt?"
Headache
Stomach
Realising you're wrong
ache in the middle of an argument

Nintendo Fan

Nobody:
My brain at 3am:
Juice
Ju

Nintendo Fan

Jeder Junge kennt das

Girls: There are 4 urinals
Boys:
Always two there are, no more,

Nintendo Fan

myra
DEBUT REALLL
@chocolatadisco
I LEFT MY TEDDY IN MY ROOM AND
THE HOUSEKEEPER DID
THIS??
oliyoung
@oliyoung
100% would tip

Nintendo Fan

If the chair in your room as an
actual person

Nintendo Fan

This is the only advertisement this
window installer ever needs to use.

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