Antiwitze
Hey Leute,
heute erklären wir euch, wieso meine Großmutter überfahren wurde. bfum-tsss :3
Türken: Raus! Araber: Raus! Italiener: Raus! Polen: Raus!
Alle raus, es ist schönes Wetter!
"Gelb, braune Flecken, langer Hals!" -- "Das sind... Nilpferde!"
Don't read the first comment!
Schreibt mal in die Kommentare, ob ihr den Witz mit dem Tornado und der Palme auch nicht mehr lustig findet.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.
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Toohsak.ti
Eine Vogelfamilie, eine Schlangenfamilie und eine Krokodilfamilie treffen sich.
Da sagt der Vogeljunge zu den anderen: "Mein Vater ist in der Luft aufgewachsen, meine Mutter ist in der Luft aufgewachsen... wir gehen in den Süden."
Der Schlangenjunge: "Meine Eltern und meine zwei Geschwister sind im Sumpf aufgewachsen, wir gehen in den Nil."
Dann der Krokodiljunge zu den anderen: "Mein Vater hat ne grosse Klappe, meine Mutter hat ne grosse Klappe und alle meine Onkel und Tanten auch! ... Wir gehen uf ZÜRI !!!!!"
Warum sind Chinesen gelb?
Weiß net.
Ebin.
Treffen sich zwei Freunde. Meint der eine: "Was machst du denn für ein Gesicht?" Sagt der andere: "Vor zwei Wochen ist meine Tante gestorben und hat mir 2 Millionen vererbt. Letzte Woche hab ich im Lotto 2 Millionen gewonnen, und diese Woche......wie abgeschnitten."
Was ist gelb und kann nicht schwimmen?
Ein Bagger.
Fandest du das lustig?
Der Baggerfahrer hier unten auch nicht. :(
Auf einer Skala von 1 bis 10, wie dicht bist du?
- Ja, man.
Doctor Oktopus?
Deine Mutter lässt auf dem Klo die Tür offen, damit niemand durch das Schlüsselloch schauen kann.
Treffen sich zwei Jäger. Beide fallen um und sind tot.
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Milch und deiner Mutter? Amactus
Warum goont er auf mich? Weil er gay ist.
Zwei Schafe.
"Mäh!"
"Mäh doch selber!"
Stehen zwei Schornsteinfeger auf dem Dach. Fragt der eine: "Soll ich dich runterwerfen?"
Darauf der Andere: "Nö."