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    • Was sagen belgische Flöhe während der Bekämpfung?

    "We, we will resist and bite! Bite hard, cause we are all in sight! We, we take up arms and fight! Fight hard, resist and do what's right!"

    (Quelle: Resist and Bite by SABATON)

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    • YouTube

    • "shau bit e rEWI au f jutubn un lai k und kome nt"

    Schau bitte ein Review auf Youtube an und like und kommentiere.

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    • Sex

    • Dancing is like sex. The first time you try, you are nervous, but it"s still the best thing you"ve ever tried. The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you"ll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like dancing.

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it. 😍

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    • Homeschooling

    • "Homeschooling" is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous, but it's still the best thing you've ever tried.

    The more you do it, the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people, you get to know new techniques. After a time, you'll learn to enjoy it.

    So if you love sex, you will like "Homeschooling".

    Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks for enjoying it! 😍

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    • Moment

    • Angus Bethunes Moment-Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

    Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair, he wears a suit and he is a little bit fat, because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous, because he was elected Winter Ball King, that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve, the girl of his dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he has never even talked to her.

    Melissa has blonde hair, she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl, because she shows Angus how to dance.

    Rick Sanford, the boyfriend from Melissa, he is drunk. He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

    Danke für die, die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)

    Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können, habt ihr noch Tipps, was ich noch ergänzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergänzen könnte😊

    Für Tipps/Feedback in die Kommentare👇

    Danke schonmal😊

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    • Ruhe

    • Rest In Peace Humphrey, A tribute.

    Bearded-Dragon Care 1540 Abonnenten

    Back in October Humphrey passed away, and I only just finished making this in memory of her. It was incredibly difficult to do, seeing her videos from the past made it very hard for me to edit and put together, so I did little bits every few days. I really miss her, and it was 5 years ago today that I bought her from the pet store, so that hurts even more. I hope you guys "like" what I've put together for her, and mainly for me to see how much we did together. Thank you for watching, and if you've read this, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    • Song

    • 15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.

    Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!

    14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.

    The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.

    13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.

    Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.

    12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.

    The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.

    You can watch all the songs on YouTube. Please a Dislike when you like it.

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    • Corona

    • Zwei Freunde spielen Brawl Stars. Plötzlich stirbt der Virus 8-Bit an dem Gift von einem Crow. Fragt der eine Freund den anderen: "Warum ist der gestorben?" Sagt der andere: "Ist doch klar, der hatte Corona!"

    Boxer

    • Was macht ein Boxer, wenn er Virus 8-Bit sieht? Er rennt weg, um keinen Virus zu bekommen!

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    • George Floyd

    • George Floyd Lieblingssmusik: Pain in the Neck von Ace Frehley, die Musik von George Lynch, Breathe von den Backstreet Boys, alles von Pink Floyd, Another One Bites the Dust von Queen und The Golden Casket von King Baby James.

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