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    • I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

    It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

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    • Aktie

    • USA - Corona

    Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."

    Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."

    Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"

    Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."

    Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"

    Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."

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    • Called-Memes

    Sternzeichen

    • ***Die gefährlichsten Sternzeichen nach Reihenfolge:***

    1. **Krebs**

    2. **Stier**

    3. **Schütze**

    4. **Widder**

    5. **Steinbock**

    6. **Jungfrau**

    7. **Waage**

    8. **Fische**

    9. **Skorpion**

    10. **Löwe**

    11. **Wassermann**

    12. **Zwillinge**

    **Nur zur Unterhaltung :)**

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    Community-Talk

    • Just One Thing- ein Aprilscherz

    "This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

    On a clear, but cold Wellington afternoon, actor, director and now sought-after international acting coach, Miranda Harcourt sits in a patch of sunlight reflecting off the kitchen bench.

    She's squeezed in a chat with Sonia Sly before racing off to teach at Toi Whakaari: New Zealand D… Weiterlesen

    • Please for those who went to WJE please dont go there anymore if u guys dont want to be called nazis, yes u guys dont want to be treated like that. Those people who called u guys Nazis are looking for attention. Dont give them ur attention and be the better one please. DONT waste ur time arguing on people on WJE please.

    • Miranda Harcourt: poo, placentae and ashes 🌐 From "Just One Thing" ❣️

    "This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.😇✌️ International acting coach Miranda Harcourt.International acting coach Miranda Harcourt. On a clear, but cold Wellington afternoon, actor, director and now sought-after international acting coach, Miranda Harcourt sits in a patch of sunlight r… Weiterlesen

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