Called-Witze
Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you cook bacon and bake cookies?
USA - Corona
Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
If you're a doctor, you shouldn't be called Anastasia.
Bro is cold af💀
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Haribo macht Kinder fett, das steht sogar im Internet.
Sterben muss man sowieso, schneller geht’s mit Haribo!
Jonas
Tochter: „Wir gehen in den Wald, Papa!“
Papa: „Spazieren?!“
Tochter: „Nein! – Pombären* pflücken!“
– Was es in unserem Wald nicht alles gibt...??
Von der Regel hab ich noch nie was gehört!
Günther (76), tauber Sturkopf.
Waschbären ficken Joel.
Community-Talk
Just One Thing- ein Aprilscherz
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
On a clear, but cold Wellington afternoon, actor, director and now sought-after international acting coach, Miranda Harcourt sits in a patch of sunlight reflecting off the kitchen bench.
She's squeezed in a chat with Sonia Sly before racing off to teach at Toi Whakaari: New Zealand D… Weiterlesen
Please for those who went to WJE please dont go there anymore if u guys dont want to be called nazis, yes u guys dont want to be treated like that. Those people who called u guys Nazis are looking for attention. Dont give them ur attention and be the better one please. DONT waste ur time arguing on people on WJE please.
Miranda Harcourt: poo, placentae and ashes 🌐 From "Just One Thing" ❣️
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.😇✌️ International acting coach Miranda Harcourt.International acting coach Miranda Harcourt. On a clear, but cold Wellington afternoon, actor, director and now sought-after international acting coach, Miranda Harcourt sits in a patch of sunlight r… Weiterlesen