Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Called-Witze
If you're a doctor, you shouldn't be called Anastasia.
USA - Corona
Reporter: "Sorry, Mr. President, we have too few masks."
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan?"
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed... After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
