Caner-Witze

Ventilator

    • Deine Mudda schiebt sich 'nen Ventilator in den Arsch, springt aus dem Fenster und singt: "I believe I can fly!"

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    • Raum

    • Naruto: Sasuke, in which room can you find Uchias?

    Sasuke: I don't know.

    Naruto: In the living room.

    Sorry, dass der auf Englisch ist, aber er funktioniert nur so.

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    • Caner-Memes

    Bewerbungsgespräch

    • Bewerbungsgespräch in einer US-Firma. Der Personalchef fragt: "Can you perform under pressure?" Der Bewerber antwortet: "No, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody for you!"

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    • Präsident

    • Mr. Präsident, welches Land wird unter Ihrer Politik am schnellsten untergehen?

    "America first?"

    Yes, you can.

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    • Earth

    • They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.

    It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.

    Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!

    They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!

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    • Chart

    • Guru Satta King Charts and projections are very genuine, and many people have benefitted from them by making a number that has higher chances to come out of Satta Matka. Also, you may find the numbers of predictors who can easily crack the winning number.

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    • Moment

    • Angus Bethunes Moment-Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

    Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair, he wears a suit and he is a little bit fat, because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous, because he was elected Winter Ball King, that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve, the girl of his dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he has never even talked to her.

    Melissa has blonde hair, she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl, because she shows Angus how to dance.

    Rick Sanford, the boyfriend from Melissa, he is drunk. He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

    Danke für die, die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)

    Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können, habt ihr noch Tipps, was ich noch ergänzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergänzen könnte😊

    Für Tipps/Feedback in die Kommentare👇

    Danke schonmal😊

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    • Buffet

    • Wie nennt man ein chinesisches All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?

    Tierheim! (Habe nichts gegen Chinesen.)

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    • Tante

    • Deine Tante ist so dumm, sie springt vom Hochhaus und denkt sich: "I believe I can fly!"

    Sie landet im Müll, steht auf, stellt sich auf den Rand des Müllcontainers und schreit: "It's my life!"

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