Dark-Witze
Why is „Dark“ spelled with a „K“ and not with a „C“?
Because you can’t see in the dark.
I have a joke on timetravel, but you guys didn‘t like it, so I wanted to post a joke on dark matter, but you won‘t be able to see it. Unfortunately, my joke on black hole really sucks. I‘d also have a joke on quantum physics, but you wouldn‘t get it. So finally, I could offer a joke on Edison, but it is copied.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Wie mag Darth Vader sein Toast am liebsten? - On the dark side.
Wann kommt 1.17 Update?
Mojang/Developers: Das ist noch in Stein gemeißelt im Deep Dark.
Deine Mudda ist so hässlich, dass sie bei Dark Souls 4 der Endboss sein wird.
Why do programmers code on a dark background?
Because light attracts bugs!
Was steht auf dem Grabstein eines Chinesen?
Ching chang chung, Chinese im Karton.
Chuck Norris kann so gut zocken, er hat Dark Souls ohne Tod durchgespielt!
Wie heißt das Lieblingscomputerspiel von Blinden?
"Alone in the Dark..."