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Ban

Jana an Weihnachten: "Last Christmas, I gave you annoyed." "And the very next day, I was banned." "This year, I'm making an account." "And then get banned again."

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    • Nacht

    An alle, die jetzt schlafen gehen wollen:

    - Heeeyyy,.... MACARENAA! Aaay!!! - Life is Life Na na na na na na na na - Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Ah ah ah yeah!!! - Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

    - Dann mal gute Nacht!

    Coronavirus

    Bill Clinton

    Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.

    I gave Monica a swallow every day.

    She was never sick.

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    • Memes

    Gave Memes

    Weihnachten

    Was singen Pensionierte an Weihnachten?

    Last Christmas, I gave you my dog, but the very next day I shit on your head.

    Waisenhaus

    Ich habe mich heute richtig großzügig gefühlt, deswegen habe ich dem Waisenhaus eine Schachtel voller Muttern geschenkt.

    Andre (26) hatte ein Bier zu viel.

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    • Bettler

    Mich hat heute ein Bettler angeschnorrt, ob ich etwas Geld für ihn hätte.

    Ich hatte noch 20 Euro in der Tasche und fragte mich, ob sie wirklich für Bier, Kippen und Drogen ausgegeben werden sollten...

    Nein, entschied ich und gab ihm das Geld.

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    • Welt

    Die Welt besteht aus Nehmen und Geben. Nimm mich, und ich gib's dir!

    Leben

    Das Leben ist ein Nehmen und Geben. Also nehm ich dich und gib's dir.

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    • Memes

    Gave Memes

    Community

    Just One Thing- ein Aprilscherz

    "This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

    On a clear, but cold Wellington afternoon, actor, director and now sought-after international acting coach, Miranda Harcourt sits in a patch of sunlight reflecting off the kitchen bench.

    She's squeezed in a chat with Sonia Sly before racing off to teach at Toi Whakaari: New Zealand D… Weiterlesen

    @¥Guitar_Cat¥ ive seen what you said on the american website ( worstjokesever.com ) and wanted to say about this website not going to lie its really chill and peaceful not many assholes but there are always a few but less than the american version. and thanks for giving my account a follow and i gave yours one aswell.

    Miranda Harcourt: poo, placentae and ashes 🌐 From "Just One Thing" ❣️

    "This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.😇✌️ International acting coach Miranda Harcourt.International acting coach Miranda Harcourt. On a clear, but cold Wellington afternoon, actor, director and now sought-after international acting coach, Miranda Harcourt sits in a patch of sunlight r… Weiterlesen

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