Was singen Pensionierte an Weihnachten?
Last Christmas, I gave you my dog, but the very next day I shit on your head.
Gave-Witze
Jana an Weihnachten: "Last Christmas, I gave you annoyed." "And the very next day, I was banned." "This year, I'm making an account." "And then get banned again."
An alle, die jetzt schlafen gehen wollen:
- Heeeyyy,.... MACARENAA! Aaay!!! - Life is Life Na na na na na na na na - Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Ah ah ah yeah!!! - Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
- Dann mal gute Nacht!
Bill Clinton
Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.
I gave Monica a swallow every day.
She was never sick.
