Gave-Witze

Was singen Pensionierte an Weihnachten?

Last Christmas, I gave you my dog, but the very next day I shit on your head.

Jana an Weihnachten: "Last Christmas, I gave you annoyed." "And the very next day, I was banned." "This year, I'm making an account." "And then get banned again."

An alle, die jetzt schlafen gehen wollen:

- Heeeyyy,.... MACARENAA! Aaay!!! - Life is Life Na na na na na na na na - Come on, Barbie, let's go party! Ah ah ah yeah!!! - Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

- Dann mal gute Nacht!

Bill Clinton

Sperm is best against the Corona Virus.

I gave Monica a swallow every day.

She was never sick.