Die 20 besten Little-Witze

"Twinkle, twinkle, little star, hit the stalker with a car."

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Der Held den wir alle hier brauchten...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

A little Weihnachtsgedicht When the snow falls wunderbar, and the children happy are. When the Glatteis on the street, and we all a Glühwein need. Then you know, es ist soweit. she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

Every Parkhaus is besetzt, weil die people fahren jetzt. All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things, and the Christmasglocke rings.Mother in the kitchen bakes, Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks. Daddy in the Nebenraum, schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum. He is hanging off the balls, then he from the Leiter falls.

Finaly the Kinderlein, to the Zimmer kommen rein. And it sings the family schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And then jeder in the house, is packing the Geschenke aus.Mama finds unter the Tanne, eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne. Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, all around is Harmonie. Bis mother in the kitchen runs, im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr, with Tatü, tata daher. And they bring a long, long Schlauch, and a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas now is in the Eimer.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits!

Nervig

Me on my
phone
Little kids
6
You got games on your phone?

Little kids when they fall down
and get hurt
them for 3 seconds:
Also them after 3 seconds:

So wahr

WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
AND HE STARTS TO CRY.

💀

Try and hide now you little shit
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Hab zwar keinen kleinen Bruder, aber egal 😅

Me: Is *running away
from my little brother who wants to kill me*
The Legos on the floor:

Allow us to introduce ourselves,

Was singt man an Weihnachten im Weissen Haus?

Little Trumplboy

When granny knows you love science,
she makes you little things like this
SZ

No one:
11 yr old relationships:
Al&i
Messages
Ok
9:50 PM
Joey
28%
Details
We need to talk.
iMessage
So i herd you went
to the park with
natalie......why
would you cheat on
me joey? I gave
you 2 chances and
i actually belived
you when you said
you loved me but i
guess not
Messages Joey
I'm sorry I was just
hangin wit her
Details
Whatever just Dont
talk to me in middle
school. I didnt even
love you
Sounds good to me
and well you were
the one that bought
my Starbucks drink
so you obviously
loved me a little bit
Screw you joey.
Ding ding ding oh
what was that oh
yeah the elevator
cause your not on
my level
I won this fight.
Were over forreal
this time

Das is ne werbung für begrägnisse 💀

Come a little closer
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Funeral services Se

Did you realise that the brain named itself, and maybe it wanted to call itself brian but that is a spelling mistake, that never got corrected? WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE BRIAN IN US!!!!!!

Why don‘t ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies

Warum ist little mix scheisse weil sie scheisse sind

Dancing is like sex. The first time you try you are nervous but its still the best thing youve ever tried. The more you do it the better it gets every time. As you do it with more people you get to know new teachniques. After a time youll learn to enjoy it.

So if you love sex you will like Dancing

Please give me a like. I hope you had a little bit fun while reading this. Thanks fpr enjoying it. 😍

Angus Bethunes moment‐Zusammenfassung auf Englisch (für die Klassenarbeit)

Angus can't dance but he can play good football and get good grades too. He has brown hair,he wears a siut and he is a little bit fat,because of that he is often bullied. Angus is a little bit nervous,because he was elected Winter Ball King,that means he will be out on the dance floor with Melissa Leferve,the girls of her dreams. He fell in love with Melissa since Kindergarten but he have never even talked to her.

Melissa has blonde hair,she wears earrings and a yellow dress. She looks handsome. Melissa is a helpful girl,because she shows Angus how to dance.

Rick Sanford,the boyfriend from Melissa,he is drunk.He makes fun of Angus and is disrespectful to his girlfriend Melissa.

Danke für die,die das bis hier hin gelesen haben :)

Morgen schreibe ich eine Arbeit und den Inhalt des Textes muss ich können,habt ihr noch Tipps,was ich noch ergenzen könnte inhaltlich oder auch generell? Was ich vielleicht noch bei den Charaktereigenschaften von den jeweiligen Personen ergenzen könnte😊

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