If you make a great joke, I will pay for it!
Trump ist besser als Caesar. Während Caesar Rom abgefackelt hatte, damit es dann noch besser aufgebaut werden konnte – "Make Rom great again" –, hat Trump im übertragenen Sinne dasselbe mit den USA gemacht. Das soll Trump mal einer nachmachen! Jetzt können die USA wirklich nur noch great again werden, die USA müssen, wie einst Rom, neu aufgebaut werden. Der Witz ist, keiner hatte das gemerkt.
Santa tell me, if you really care! Don't make me hope again this year, that Corona will be here next year, 2021!
I am young, but i know what to do! Time is running out to play Kashoot... Come make a difference, we can make it work. Lets make it happen now!
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"They say I'm young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffer, we suffer at the same time. Let's make it happen now and save our planet!"
15. Russia Tatjana Mezhentseva and Denberel Oorzhak.
Tatjana and Denberel had a very good audition with cool Leds on the stage. The song was a bit strange, but have a great message and fits the stage well. But I felt, something was missing on the stage, of course there were any dancers and bigger special effects. Tatjana has a beautiful voice, but Denberels voice isnt perfect and maybe a bit powerless. Sorry Russia!
14. Albania Isea Cili Mikja ime Femijeri.
The stage was really colourful and the many leds give it a unique and also magic sense of style. Her song was very emotional and catches everyone with the pretty emotional refrain. But I fell, something was missing in the song. It was really beautiful, but not powerful enough to make it to a big contender. Iseas Voice was very good, but I know that song show not all what she can.
13. Malta Eliana Gomez Blanco We are more.
Her Vocals and Voice were not really great. Her song was also a bit strange and not very interesting. The stage had great leds that perfectly fits her emotional song, but something special was missing on it. I know she wasnt bad, but not good enough.
12. Serbia Darija Vracevic Podigni Glas.
The song is really powerful and have the perfect emotion in it. The stage was pretty with the many leds and special effects that suits the song very much. Her vocals were fantastic and she have a great strong voice. But her outfit can be a bit better.
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They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.
It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.
Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!
They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!
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Your mother is so cool she even makes you food in Minecraft.
Just keep me coming to ya, I wanna be, I could be a little princess with da hoodie, Bitch!
I am going to do nice things in the colorful rainbow to sing along with my unicorn.
You are good, I am bad... it’s impossible to say that.
Ayayayay let’s go to a party 🎉
Nothing can make me happy. I should make my slap pie
For you, and me too, sayayayay!!
Warum benutzen Frauen Make-up und Parfum?
Weil sie hässlich sind und stinken!
Kill That Vegan Teacher.
Make Bella the Karen dog MEAT EATER!
Lukas, do you agree?
Let's talk about the percentages. Many things to determine. Let's make a Baby and let's buy a minivan. Confirm?
Jemand sagt, ich habe eine Corona-Macke. Das liegt daran, dass ich zu viel kacke.
Tu ich nicht, aber wegen zu viel Kacken und Klopapier und ich bekomme eine Macke, weil ich kein Klopapier habe. LACHE BITTE SOFORT! Ich habe keine Freunde, ihr wisst jetzt warum. 🤗😥😭😉😂😂😂😂😂😘
Pressekonferenz
Reporter: "Herr Präsident, sind Sie sicher, dass Sie durch die Corona-Krise wiedergewählt werden?"
Trump: "Ich bin sicher, dass ich wieder der nächste Präsident bin, keine Frage."
Reporter: "Was macht Sie da so sicher, Herr Präsident?"
Trump: "Basierend auf der Sterberate liegen die Demokraten vorne."
"Warte mal auf mich, Schatz, ich mach nur noch schnell mein Make-Up."
"Du brauchst doch kein Make-Up."
"Oh, das ist aber lieb von dir....ich mag, wenn du mir schmeichelst :-)"
"Du brauchst plastische Chirurgie!"
Freundin: "Sieht mein Make-up gut aus?"
Freund: "Du brauchst kein Make-up ❤️❤️❤️💕"
Freundin: "Aww 💕❤️💕 😘 Danke!"
Freund: "Du brauchst eine Schönheits-OP 😂😂😂"
Freundin: "😑😑😑😑"
Wie heißt ein Veganer mit Durchfall?
Smoothie Maker 😂
Terroristen: LOL UwU, what should we do?
Allah: MAKE U AKBAR!
Wie nennt man einen Veganer mit Durchfall? ... Smoothie-Maker!
Wie reagieren verschiedene Nationalitäten, wenn ihre Freundin fremd geht und erwischt wird?
Italiener: "Wasse maken du du ass***ch, ich töten deine Familia. Mafiosi stronzo schema!"
Russe: "Idiiii nachuuiii bleeeeeeaaat. Buff buff" (Knarren Geräusch) und Frauen Geschrei.
Araber: "****** Akbar boooooooooooom!"
Amerikaner: "Whaaaaaaat daaaaa **** you doing bia*ch... Ratatata" (AK47 Sound)
Mexikaner: Freundin und Fremdgeher's abgeschnittener Kopf wird im Schuhkarton verpackt.
Asiate: "Wa Ha Chi pong" (Karate Geräusch)
Deutscher: "Mensch Carmen", so geht das nicht. Lass uns noch mal darüber reden. Ich bin enttäuscht von dir.
