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Bill Gates passes the latest prototype of the „mind-reading-loo“ to Donald J. Trump, so he can rule USA 24 hours a day from his new throne. The „mind-reading-loo“ is part of the internet of things and connected to all electronics worldwide. Trump checks the new toy. He pisses and the „mind-reading-loo“ twitters: „China gets pissed first!“. Trump let go a fart and the „mind-reading-loo“ twitters: "Forget climate change, enviromental pollution and shut down the „U.S. Environmental Protection Agency“. Trump shits and a computer generatetd voice announces: „Thank you Mr. pesident, for doing the biggest bullshit ever! All missiles were launched successfully.“ The toilet flushes automatically and twitters: „The swamp in Washington is now drained.“