USA - Corona --------------------- Reporter: "Sorry Mr. President, we have too few masks"
Trump: "I've already called ZORRO."
Reporter: "Mr. President, what's your plan "
Trump: "The healthy immediately go to Area 51 and all shops are closed ...... ... ..After 4 weeks we return and normal life continues."
Reporter: "What should people live on afterwards?"
Trump: "So, I bought AMAZON shares."
