Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
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Umbrige: "What do you want Severus?"
Severus: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort is ugly and then I saw you."
Umbrige: 😶
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought my ex was ugly, then I saw YOU!
Me when I saw a Harry Potter Movie:
1% That was a great Movie!
99% I WANNA BE A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!
"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.
"Umbridge": Go ahead.
"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.
"I saw something between" - Ich habe Beethoven gesehen.
"He stood in the garden" - Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs.
"I can not enter the chat room" - Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum.
"I saw the worst case in my life" - Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben.
"Sometimes I use my LAPTOP" - Manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo.
"But I can not go online" - Ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen.
"You are also cool" - Du bist also kühl.
"Who are you?" - Wo bist du?
"Where are you?" - Wo bist du?
"Are you sometimes on YouTube?" - Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube?
"Are you inside or outside?" - Bist du ein Insider oder ein Outsider?
"Men or woman?" - Welches Geschlecht bist du?
"I am both" - Ich bin Transgender.
Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."
Umbridge: "Go ahead."
Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."
