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Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Umbrige: "What do you want Severus?"

Severus: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort is ugly and then I saw you."

Umbrige: 😶

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought my ex was ugly, then I saw YOU!

Me when I saw a Harry Potter Movie:

1% That was a great Movie!

99% I WANNA BE A FUCKING WIZARD!!!!!!

"Harry": I wanted to tell you something.

"Umbridge": Go ahead.

"Harry": Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

I thought Voldemort is ugly, but then I saw you.

"I saw something between" - Ich habe Beethoven gesehen.

"He stood in the garden" - Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs.

"I can not enter the chat room" - Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum.

"I saw the worst case in my life" - Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben.

"Sometimes I use my LAPTOP" - Manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo.

"But I can not go online" - Ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen.

"You are also cool" - Du bist also kühl.

"Who are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Where are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Are you sometimes on YouTube?" - Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube?

"Are you inside or outside?" - Bist du ein Insider oder ein Outsider?

"Men or woman?" - Welches Geschlecht bist du?

"I am both" - Ich bin Transgender.

Harry: "I wanted to tell you something."

Umbridge: "Go ahead."

Harry: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw YOU."