Das ist die Lieblingssendung von Bedwars-Spielern auf Netflix: "Breaking Bad".
Spiel-Witze
Welches Instrument spielt ein Minecrafter am liebsten?
Die Blockflöte.
Frau Raufelder ist so schlecht, dass sie den No-Skin kauft.
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Als Fortnite deine Mutter sah, wurde Rette die Welt erfunden.
Fragt Steve Alex: "Hast du Bock, dich zu treffen?"
Deine Mutter ist so fett, wenn du sie als Skin spielst, passt es nicht einmal auf den Bildschirm.
Fritzchens Mutter brachte ihn zu seinen Großeltern. Dann fragte Fritzchen die Oma: "Oma, können wir spielen?" Oma: "Nein, leider nicht, ich muss noch die Tassen einräumen." Dann fragte Fritzchen den Opa: "Opa, können wir spielen?" Opa: "Nein, leider nicht, ich muss das Dach reparieren." Dann, 2 Stunden später, kam die Mutter wieder, um ihn abzuholen. Dann fragte die Mutter ihn: "Und, hattest du Spaß?" Fritzchen: "Nein, Oma hat keine Tassen im Schrank und Opa hat einen Dachschaden!"
Warum dürfen die Italiener beim Fußballspielen keine grünen Trikots tragen?
Weil man sie sonst nicht mehr finden würde.
Was ist so dumm bei Fortnite?
Das die Skins Kaka Kopf haben und dick sind.
Ein Witz: TTV-faqz-Btw ist gut in Fortnite!
Warum spielen Ausländer kein Fußball? Weil sie keinen Pass kriegen.
Ein Fortnite-Gedicht:
Liegt der Camper tot im Keller, war der Rusher wieder schneller. Liegt der Rusher links daneben, hat der Camper nen Kollegen. Liegen alle drei im Eck, gibt's nen Hacker, so ein Dreck. Hängt der Hacker an der Wand, hat der Admin ihn gebannt. Hängt der Admin tot daneben, hat der Server aufgegeben.
Jeder COD-Gamer kennt es:
Normal: "Du siehst keinen Gegner."
Beim Nachladen: "Du siehst alle Gegner."
Beim Vulkanausbruch hat deine Mutter den Vulkan mit dem Sprungbecken verwechselt und das Vulkan-Event entstand!
Deine Mutter zieht beim Online-Pokern eine Sonnenbrille an.
Sagt der Spieler zum Doofbewohner: "Gib mir 3 Diamanten." Sagt der Doofbewohner: "So viele hab ich nicht, du kriegst 4!"
Deine Mutter ist so fett, sie brach das 256-Block-Limit in Minecraft!
Du bist so schlecht, wenn ich mit dir und Freunden spiele, spielen wir eigentlich Trios, weil du als Spieler nicht gezählt wirst.
Chuck Norris hat mal in einem Fußballspiel 100 Tore mit einem Schuss geschossen!
