Spiel-Witze
Zwei Männer gehen zum Casino. Sagt der eine zu dem anderen: "Ich habe gehört, dass der 'Der kommt flach'-Automat der beste ist." Sagt der andere: "Ja, im Flachlegen für Geld bist du der Beste!"
Warum ist die Fortnite Map entstanden? Deine Mutter hat gefurzt!
Was sagt Pietro Lombardi zu seiner Mutter?
„Ich bin der Coinmaster!“
Was ist das Einzige, was ein Noob essen kann?? Natürlich seine weiße Scheiße!
Was macht ein Steak unter Steves Bett?
Na, sich verstecken!!! 😋
Hat der David was gebaut, sieht's aus wie Nikolaus! Hahaha, erfunden selbst!! 😂😂😂🤫
Wenn ein Gegner deine Mutter sieht, springt er freiwillig von der Map.
Deine Mutter ist so fett, dass sie die Kugel beim Live-Event Season 9 spielen durfte!
Was ist die Lieblingskarte von P2w Spielern? Die Kreditkarte.
Von welcher Pizza rennen Fortnite Spieler weg??
Bei Pizza Calzone!
Wir mögen Way_Leo. Schickt alle Way_Leo eine Freundschaftsanfrage auf Fortnite, da heißt er Way_Leo.
Was macht Mogli beim Brettspiele spielen? Er mogelt!
Warum ist der Vulkan in Staffel 8 explodiert? Weil deine Mutter in die Lava gesprungen ist.
Chuck Norris hat einmal in seinem Leben gegen Deine Mudda im Sumoringen verloren.
Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie steht im Wasser und stirbt.
Das ist die Lieblingssendung von Bedwars-Spielern auf Netflix: "Breaking Bad".
Welches Instrument spielt ein Minecrafter am liebsten?
Die Blockflöte.
Frau Raufelder ist so schlecht, dass sie den No-Skin kauft.
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Als Fortnite deine Mutter sah, wurde Rette die Welt erfunden.