Spiel-Witze
Spielen drei Psychopathen Tennis. Sagt einer: "Nur noch eine Runde und dann bist du der Ball!" 😂
Deine Mudda ist so fett, dass sie in der Lobby stecken bleibt, weil sie zu fett für den Schlachtbus ist!
Was ist groß und weiß und stört beim Fortnite spielen? Deine Mutter.
Warum wird Steve verhaftet?
Antwort: Weil er seine Frau erschossen hat, haha! Lasst einen Like da 😎
Was bedeutet Golf?
Gefährt Ohne Logische Funktion.
Treffen sich 2 Skelette. Fragt das eine: „Hast du Knochenmehl?“
Schreit das andere: „Du Kannibale!“ Und rennt weg.
EntenSkills besiegt einen Spieler und schreit: "Da habe ich sie gevögelt!"
Radio
Hallo, wir begrüßen alle auf Radio FFP2.
Für alle, die nicht mehr systemrelevant sind, spielen wir den Hit der 80er:
"Der goldene Reiter!"
Viel Spaß noch!
Corona24
Welches Videospiel ist schwarz-weiß und unmöglich zu schaffen?
Der Google-Dinosaurier!
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Warum können Waisenkinder kein Baseball spielen?
Sie wissen nicht, wo ihre Homebase ist.
Er: „Ich habe fast keine Nahrung mehr!“
Sein Inventar: 30 Stacks Kekse.
Warum ist die Scar besser als das Sturmgewehr? Weil das Sturmgewehr nur im Sturm connected.
Deine Mutter spielt Minecraft!
Wenn deine Mutter Fußball spielt, traut sich keiner mehr in ein Stadion.
Ich: Hey Skylander, was geht?
Skylander: OCH NE, K...A....O.....S IST DA?!
Ich: Kaos, lass die dunkle bla bla Mist!
Kaos: Sonst breche ich dir die Beine?
Ich: Ja, genau.
Kaos: OK, Skylander, los auf die, ihr seid gut und ich böse, also los!
Ich: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ende
Blizzi hat so viel Krebs, dass für ihn ein extra Mob eingeführt wurde.
Deine Mudda wird in Fortnite als Squad gezählt!
Was haben deine Mutter und Fortnite-Spieler gemeinsam?
Beide wollen den epischen Sieg. Deine Mutter den Sieg in der Küche, der Spieler den im Spiel.
Was tut ein Fisch?
Antwort: Komisch weglaufen und schreien!