Sweet-Witze

Was ist das Lieblingslied von einem rechtsradikalen Albaner?

Sweet Home Alabamania!

Mit welchem Lied ärgert man einen Serben am meisten? Sweet Home Alabama (weil es wie Sweet Home Albania klingt)!

One, two, three. Turn it up. Big wheels keep on turnin'. Carry me home to see my kin. Singin' songs about the south-land. I miss Alabama once again and I think it's a sin, yes.

Well, I heard Mister Young sing about her. Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down. Well, I hope Neil Young will remember, A southern man don't need him around anyhow. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you.

In Birmingham, they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo). Now we all did what we could do. Now Watergate does not bother me. Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth. Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Here I come, Alabama. Oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama, oh, oh, oh Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do). Lord, they get me off so much. They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue. Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue. Sweet home Alabama Lord, I'm comin' home to you. Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (Lordy) Lord, I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer.

Best Lied ever:)👍🏽🥸

Hits, die man in der Virus-Krise nie vergisst:

- Howard Carpendale - "Dann geh doch!"

- Roy Black - "Ganz in Schweiß"

- Julio Iglesias - "Wenn eine Hand durchs Gesicht fährt"

- Michael Holm - "Viren lügen nicht"

- The Beatles - "She (Corona) Loves You"

- Kurt Weill - "Niess in den Ellenbogen, Johnny"

- Rex Gildo - "Fiesta Corona"

- Roland Kaiser - "Ich glaub, es geht schon wieder los!"

- Neil Diamond - "Sweet Corona Line"

Deine Mutter sitzt in der Mülltonne und singt: "Home sweet home."

Deine Mutter ist so dumm, sie setzt sich in eine Mülltonne und ruft: „Home sweet home!“