The-Witze

Was macht Steve, um sich fit zu halten? Er läuft einmal um den Block.

I am the one don't weight a ton to get respect up on the street... Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda BRAAAAA

Bill Gates passes the prototype of a "mind-reading-toilet" to Donald Trump so he can rule America without circumstances. Trump examines the latest thing and pisses. The "mind-read-loo" automatically twitters: "I piss on China!". Trump is excited and farts: The "mind-read-loo" sends automatically e-mails to build a great wall and sends Mexico instantly the bills. He shits and a computer-generated voice says: "Mr. President, you entered the password "THE_GREATEST_BULLSHIT_EVER!" to N.O.R.A.D. The nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles start in 3...2...1...launch.... Thank you for using the "mind-read-loo" and have a nice day.

Weinachten.

Adolf, the red Diktator mit den 4 Eck under the nas.

BBB

BigBlueButton is an open-source web-conferencing system using new technologies.

It ́s designed for online learning, and everyone in the world knows what it is.

Sven was blown up by creeper.

Everyone left the game.

You know the desert? It sucks there! Because there are no trees!

I have the campfire, Ben, and you're not even full life.

Song des Jahres 2018: Light Up.

Song des Jahres 2019: Share The Joy.

Song des Jahres 2020: Move The World.

Song des Jahres 2021: Imagine.

Deine Mudda klatscht Käsescheiben an die Wand und singt dabei: "Cheddar on the wall!"

"I saw something between" - Ich habe Beethoven gesehen.

"He stood in the garden" - Er war in Stuttgart unterwegs.

"I can not enter the chat room" - Ich komme nicht in den Scheißraum.

"I saw the worst case in my life" - Ich sah den Fleischkäse in meinem Leben.

"Sometimes I use my LAPTOP" - Manchmal benutze ich mein Sitzklo.

"But I can not go online" - Ich kann nicht auf der Linie gehen.

"You are also cool" - Du bist also kühl.

"Who are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Where are you?" - Wo bist du?

"Are you sometimes on YouTube?" - Bist du manchmal in deiner Tube?

"Are you inside or outside?" - Bist du ein Insider oder ein Outsider?

"Men or woman?" - Welches Geschlecht bist du?

"I am both" - Ich bin Transgender.

JESC 2019: Share the Joy Lyrics with singers.

Melani Garcia: I’ve got these butterflies, my body keeps on holding, because they going wild when i’m excited everyday.

Erin Mai: And I love every feeling, that life brings cause i’m living so free, yeah. I feel free.

Liza Misnikova: When I’m dreaming yeah please don’t ever wake me, because i’m living from the love given to me!

Jordan Anthony: Whether from my Mother, my sisters or my brothers. Feel free. So free!

Karina Ignatyan: When you ever need somebody, I got you. Maybe i’m young, but I know what to do!

Sophia Ivanko: Not every day the greatest, yes it is true, but when you put your mind to it, you get truth!

Refrain: Just wanna share, Share the joy, Share the joy! Share the joy!

Anna Kearney: Not every day the greatest, yes its true, but when you put your mind to it, you can do!

Refrain

Joana Almeida: It happen soon I feel it, there’s honestly no secret. Trust me, yeah!, you see!

You can watch these great song at YouTube! Than write me a comment. Thanks!

Wie heißt es, wenn man einen neuen Knopf kauft und den alten ersetzt?

Make the Button great again!

Warum wurde The Hive auf Java geschlossen?

Weil deine Mutter Hive gejoint hat!

Chuck Norris ist so hart, dass er Berta aus "Two and a Half Men" entjungfert hat...

"Happy birthday to you, nobody likes you, you look like an animal go back to the zoo." 😂😂😂

❗NEWS❗

The "DEIN SCHLIMMSTER TRAUM"-Virus is gone. It is safe now.

❗NEWS❗

Roses are red, the sky is blue, my wife is nine, and I'm fifty-two.

"The Gay Affe Tomorrow?"

Gott: Ich kann Landschaften wie Flüsse, Täler und Berge erschaffen.

Notch: Ich auch!

Gott: Ich kann Lebewesen wie Tiere und Menschen erschaffen.

Notch: Ich auch!

Gott: Ich kann ein Virus erschaffen, was sich um die ganze Welt ausbreitet!

Notch: left the game xd

Wer hat die "Fridays for Future" gegründet?

Kreta Thunfisch.