World-Witze
They say I am young and know nothing about life, but when the earth suffers, we suffer at the same time.
It's so easy to understand, that nature is our mother. And like us, she is free, she belongs to no one. And I love all the things that she gives me.
Come with me, I can't make it alone. But together, together, we're strong! I am young, but I know what to do, time is running out to save the earth! Come make a difference, we can make it work, Let's make it happen now! Soon it'll be too late, I can't make it all alone. I need you now!
They say that everything is normal, that global warming is a false alarm, but I am living in a sea of green, and the world is full of heat and fire. It's time to wake up! I know it's hard but we can make it better. And all together defend our home, we must go further. Come with me, I can't make it alone, but together, together, we're strong! I am young but I know what to do time is running out to save the earth. Come make a difference, we can make it work. Let's make it happen now!
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Hello Guys, I’ve just seen that the famous Eurovision Song Contest singer Joana Almeida was on this website and I liked her idea to talk to some random people here about her fabulous talent.
I’m just amazed by her. I mean Selena Gomez, it’s a big name in the world and I know this. But I also know that it was a long way to be that Selena Gomez. That’s because we should all admire future stars like Joana.
Deine Mutter ist so fett, wegen ihr ist das One World Trade Center eingekracht!
Dieser Moment, wenn man im World Trade Center sitzt und plötzlich Flugzeug-WLAN hat.
Es waren keine Terroristen, die das World Trade Center einstürzen ließen.
Es war deine Mutter. Sie hat gefurzt und das hat die Flugzeuge hineingeweht!
Star Wars Girl: „I will fight in this war.“
Hermine: „I will help save the wizarding world.“
Bella: „I just lay here and let my sparkling boyfriend do all the work!“ 😂♥️🔥
Was steht im Chat, wenn Chuck Norris ins Spiel kommt?
"The World left the game."
Frau Merkel fliegt in die USA. In Washington geht sie zum Weißen Haus. Sie fragt auf Amerikanisch: „Can I speak with the greatest bottle of the world, please?“
Wie viele Hacker braucht man, um eine Glühbirne zu wechseln?
Keinen, denn world.set_lightsource(area = 0.52, pos = {x=0.5, y=245.5, z=4.25})
Als deine Mutter den Wingsuit auspackte, stürzte sie in die World Trade Center.
By 2023 A.D. there will have been 2 walls built by the new silk road.
At bandcamp what did Russel Simmons say in a Russian accent? "The world is doomed. It's the 7th Trump-Pence (Trumpets)!"
Der Bär im Tiergarten greift deine Mitte nicht an, weil er denkt, sie wäre mit ihm verwandt.
PS: Schaut mal bei meinem YT Kanal Ninas strange World vorbei!
Wenn deine Mutter in eine Old World joint, geht sie an der Seite runter.
Die Welt ist schlupf.
Du bist lauter als das World Trade Center, als es eingekracht ist!
Es waren keine Terroristen, die das World Trade Center einstürzen ließen.
Es war deine Mutter. Sie hat gefurzt. Das hat die Flugzeuge da reingeweht!