Schlechte Witze
Sagt ein Clownfisch: "Hi!" Wo? Wo fragt der andere Fisch.
Jetzt kommt zur diesjährigen Corona-Grippe auch noch feuchtes Grippewetter dazu, wir sind alle verloren - das ist die tödlichste aller Klimakatastrophen.
And the hole of the sun-corona sends the cosmic wisdom by it's rays through our ozone hole just into the empty heads of the rulers on earth so that their coronary arteries get cramps. Let's stay in bed for the rest of our days, the mankind is lost. Holy Gods, I've the cold and sniff already but no handkerchief at home. Must go outside and participate in that masked ball, also infect with this kind of madness. That's the evidence - it's too late to save the herd of human monkeys. No doubt, the end will come quickly.
Was mögen die Frauen von meinen Ex-Freunden Mohammed gerne? Genau, Mini-Wiener Würstchen!
Wie heißt der Zauberspruch gegen Espresso-ähnliche Dementoren?
ESSPRESO PATRONUM!
Hallo, ich bin Umberto und hier, um Ihre Tochter abzuschleppen.
"Um was?"
Um-berto! :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner.
Ich kann mir schon denken, was das Unwort des Jahres 2020 wird. Fängt mit C an.
Was rief der Dreijährige beim Banküberfall?
Her mit der Knete!
Alle Witze hier sind extrem Kacke!
Wie kommt ein Rabe nach Amerika? (Schwarz.)
Was ist am Teich und ist rot?
Ein Frosch mit Sonnenbrand! 🤣
Geld
Also, nochmals zur Klarstellung!
Während der Corona-Krise geht kein Geld verloren...
...es wird nur umverteilt.
Die Wirtschaftsweisen
Was ist, wenn die Anna duschen geht? Na klar! Dann wird die Ananas!
Der neue Fluch in Deutschland: Coronavirus, Beulenpest und SPD!
Meier zur blonden Nachbarin: "Ihr Mundschutz steht Ihnen gut!"
Nachbarin: "Sie Schmeichler! – Dafür habe ich heute kein Höschen an."
Meier: "Da soll noch einer von Corona-Krise sprechen...!"
Sagt ein Stein zum Brett: "Ich bin ein Stein."
Sagt das Brett: "Wenn du ein Stein bist, bin ich Brett Pitt."
Dein kleiner Bruder wirft dir Matsch ins Gesicht und ruft: "Schlammbad!"
Harry: "Komm, Tom, beenden wir es, wie wir es angefangen haben."
Voldemort: "Ok, ab nach Godric's Hollow."
Wie nennt man eine russische Sexministerin?
Holga machs Loch auf!
Treffen sich ein Penis und deine Mutter.